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The next day, he overheard his parents having sex. He later asked what "penis" and "vagina" mean. His parents explained that they refer to "hats" and "coats."
At supper the next day, Little Johnny's mom cut her finger in the kitchen and yelled, "Oh f**k!" Little Johnny asked what that meant, and she said it means "cut."
A week later, guests arrive for Thanksgiving dinner. Little Johnny welcomes them at the door, saying, "Hello bitches and bastards! Hurry up with your penises and vaginas -- we can't wait to f**k the turkey!"
Keith Robinson - Jealousy
Keith's girlfriend can't stand him.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 1,227
Mark Craig Taylor - Raising a Kid
Raising a good kid should earn you a medal.
Tags: Mark Craig Taylor (3), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 543
Chris Zito - Teenage Daughter
Chris didn't ask for his daughter to have the best rack in the 7th grade.
Tags: Chris Zito (2), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 1,674
Charlie Viracola - Halloween
That pirate that peed in the punchbowl wasn't Charlie.
Tags: Charlie Viracola (10), sex (1283), money (865)
Posted: 11/15/01
Views: 1,145
Christian Finnegan - Naming Your Kids
Be careful how you name your kids.
Tags: Christian Finnegan (28), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 05/08/09
Views: 6,129
Mike MacDonald - Trying to Get Pregnant
Mike is working overtime to get his wife pregnant.
Tags: Mike MacDonald (3), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 636
Greg Giraldo - Raising Kids
People always want to compare their dogs to kids.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 2,092
Bill Keller - Good Old Dad
People don't believe you want four kids.
Tags: Bill Keller (2), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 381
Kevin Williams - Gonorrhea
Kevin Williams had gonorrhea.
Tags: Kevin Williams (2), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 01/19/06
Views: 649
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