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Little Johnny... Snakes and Bushes
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The next day Little Johnny walks in on his father while he's in the shower. He asks, "What is that big long thing hanging between your legs?" His father replies, "It is a snake."
A few days later, Little Johnny walks in on his mother, once again in the bathtub. He asks, "What are those two baggy things hanging above your bellybutton?" She replies, "Headlights."
A couple weeks go by and the little boy walks in on his parents having sex. He yells, "Mom, turn on your headlights! The snake is crawling into your bush!"
Jamie Kennedy - Please Touch It
Guys think that if they can get a woman to touch their penis, they will get sex.
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Posted: 01/13/05
Views: 10,846
Shirley Hemphill - Kinky Sex
Men, you can do what you want, just don't hurt her or wake her up.
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Views: 10,273
Nick Griffin - Women
I'm not getting smarter about women.
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Views: 5,100
Jake Johannsen - Plastic Doll
Men are quite simple.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 3,508
Kathy Griffin - Payback
Kathy wants to slip a sailor a roofie.
Tags: Kathy Griffin (6), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 12/12/97
Views: 6,296
Lois Bromfield - Sexual Peak
Lois has to drive past high schools to find guys in their sexual peak.
Tags: Lois Bromfield (4), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,510
Greg Giraldo - Cleavage
Cleavage isn't a smart bomb.
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Views: 4,360
Jonathan Solomon - After Sex
It's a beautiful moment when a woman is sexually satisfied.
Tags: Jonathan Solomon (6), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/18/93
Views: 1,016
Chris Case - Satisfying a Woman
Tell your man if you can't have an orgasm.
Tags: Chris Case (3), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 1,366
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