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Little Johnny... Fascinate
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The teacher says, "No, I said, 'fascinate.'"
Another little girl says, "There's so much fascination when it comes to sea life."
The teacher again says, "No, the word is fascinate."
Little Johnny yells from the back of the room, "My mom has such big boobs that she can only fasten eight of the 10 buttons on her shirt."
Gerry Dee - Teaching History
There's no use asking the dumb kids for answers.
Tags: Gerry Dee (7), kids (841), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 06/01/07
Views: 23,864
Jack Coen - Spanking
Jack doesn't hit his children.
Tags: Jack Coen (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 1,816
David Feldman - Treat our Teachers Better
We have to treat our teachers better.
Tags: David Feldman (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 06/19/03
Views: 805
Cory Kahaney - Trouble
Cory's daughter got in trouble for saying, "F."
Tags: Cory Kahaney (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 2,224
Rickey Smiley - Principal
You're not supposed to laugh at disabilities.
Tags: Rickey Smiley (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 02/06/06
Views: 6,125
Craig Anton - Kids
Craig's twins are freaks.
Tags: Craig Anton (4), kids (841), imitations (772)
Posted: 12/19/97
Views: 904
Cory Kahaney - Saying "F"
Cory gets in trouble for her daughter's foul mouth.
Tags: Cory Kahaney (13), kids (841), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/31/00
Views: 1,160
Julia Sweeney - Halloween
The nuns at Julia's school had the children dress as saints for Halloween.
Tags: Julia Sweeney (5), kids (841), religion (776)
Posted: 08/03/98
Views: 921
Johnny Steele - Your Friends' Kids
To single people, it always looks like their friends' kids are on the precipice of death.
Tags: Johnny Steele (4), kids (841), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 475
Todd Barry - Substitute Teacher
Todd made $72.14 during his first year of substitute teaching.
Tags: Todd Barry (27), money (865), kids (841)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 1,063
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