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Lisa Landry: One Virgin in Catholic School
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We had 300 girls in my high school; we had one virgin -- one. She was out on the front lawn. She was our Lady of Lost Hope.
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Posted: 02/01/07

Lisa Landry - Lady of Lost Hope

Lisa went to the slutty girls' Catholic high school.

Tags: Lisa Landry (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)

Posted: 02/01/07
Views: 2,992

Ray James - Touching Yourself

Ray James learned to masturbate in the shower.

Tags: Ray James (2), sex (1269), religion (770)

Posted: 06/06/97
Views: 18

Lisa Landry - Easy Religion

Lisa likes being a low maintenance Catholic.

Tags: Lisa Landry (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (770)

Posted: 02/01/07
Views: 2,047

Jim Gaffigan - The Youngest Child

The youngest child has to deal with all the problems caused by the older children.

Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)

Posted: 07/11/00
Views: 10,291

Greg Fitzsimmons - Gay or Straight

Gay marriage could be the end of gay sex.

Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)

Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 307

George Willborn - Growing Up

George Willborn grew up poor and happy.

Tags: George Willborn (1), sex (1269), men/women (987)

Posted: 07/26/93
Views: 2,335

Lisa Landry - Inappropriate

Lisa's husband gets sex tips from HBO.

Tags: Lisa Landry (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)

Posted: 02/01/07
Views: 2,787

Lisa Landry - Sexual Evaporation

Sex changes after you get married.

Tags: Lisa Landry (10), sex (1269), kids (828)

Posted: 01/13/05
Views: 3,437

Lisa Landry - Jogging is Unhealthy

Lisa was the fat kid in her class.

Tags: Lisa Landry (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)

Posted: 02/01/07
Views: 3,515

Anthony Griffith - Baptist

Anthony Griffith was jealous of Catholics growing up.

Tags: Anthony Griffith (5), religion (770), Premium Blend (750)

Posted: 12/04/03
Views: 1,664

 
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