Lisa Landry's cousin Amber is 17 and having a baby.
Lisa Landry hates authority.
Vegetarians should shut up.
You will do things at the fair that you would never do anywhere else. Like argue over the world's largest rat.
When you're sick, a $48 Slurpee is good for you.
Send Bill to Heaven with a Slim Jim.
Sometimes people make long stories too short.
Rats are just a bushy tail away from being a squirrel.
Regular mozzarella cheese doesn't have enough fat.
If you want to lose weight, get food poisoning twice a year.
