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Lisa Landry: Catholic Mom, Jewish Dad
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My husband is Jewish. I know -- a Catholic and a Jew, right? Our kids are gonna be cashews.
Filed Under: kids (630),  religion (507),  marriage (356)
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Posted: 02/01/07

Lisa Landry - Sexual Evaporation

Sex changes after you get married.

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Bonnie McFarlane - Having Kids

Never hit a baby, even if he starts it.

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Tess offers advice to her mentees at her church.

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Sean Murphy - God Is Male

God is a man.

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Victoria Jackson - Nice Ukulele

You can't find talent in a guitar store.

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Megan Mooney - Irish = Mexican

Megan might as well be Mexican.

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Sue Kolinsky - Long Distance Relationship

It's nice to have sex without MCI being involved.

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J.J. Wall - Female Condom

Spring-loaded female condoms are going to change the dating scene.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 209

K.P. Anderson - Mature Dad

K.P. Anderson is nowhere near mature enough to be a father.

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Adam Growe - Questions

Adam's wife knows all the answers.

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Posted: 01/20/05
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