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Lisa Gopman: Hungry in L.A.
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Out in L.A., when girls
are hungry, they're like, 'Oh my God, I'm, like, really hungry. I could, like, totally go for, like, a tofu brussels sprout lettuce wrap.' I'm from Ohio. When I'm hungry, I'm like, 'I can really go for some cow right now, just a whole f**king cow.'
Lisa Gopman - Big Hug, Broken Ribs
Be careful that the person you're hugging doesn't have three bruised ribs.
Tags: Lisa Gopman (1), food (804), imitations (772)
Posted: 12/11/03
Views: 325
Jon Reep - Freaks
You will do things at the fair that you would never do anywhere else. Like argue over the world's largest rat.
Tags: Jon Reep (18), food (804), animals (791)
Posted: 10/17/09
Views: 1,539
Jon Reep - Hickory, NC
Back home in Hickory, they call him Hollywood. And in Los Angeles, they call him The Redneck.
Tags: Jon Reep (18), food (804), alcohol (496)
Posted: 10/17/09
Views: 1,711
Jimmy Shubert - Seafood Aquarium
You never notice a crying fish.
Tags: Jimmy Shubert (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 02/19/04
Views: 656
Jim Gaffigan - Delivery
This is a pain in the ass. Am I the butler?
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), food (804),
Posted: 04/01/08
Views: 41,150
Ron White - Vegetarians
Vegetarians should shut up.
Tags: Ron White (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 05/08/03
Views: 17,438
Juston McKinney - Poor Kid
You knew who the rich kids were on picture day.
Tags: Juston McKinney (5), money (865), food (804)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 2,087
J. Scott Homan - Girls' Soccer
A few minutes of girls' soccer will have you closing the door.
Tags: men/women (1003), money (865)
Posted: 11/01/01
Views: 443
Jim Gaffigan - Jesus
Do you think Jesus was a good carpenter?
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), food (804), religion (776)
Posted: 04/01/08
Views: 38,604
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