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For as long as I
can remember, I've had an eating disorder: reverse anorexia. It's when I look in the mirror and think I'm really skinny.
Lisa Gopman - Big Hug, Broken Ribs
Be careful that the person you're hugging doesn't have three bruised ribs.
Tags: Lisa Gopman (1), food (804), imitations (772)
Posted: 12/11/03
Views: 325
Boris Hamilton - World's Best Donut
Boris will see for himself if that's the world's best donut.
Tags: Boris Hamilton (2), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 596
Roger Rittenhouse - The Rolling Stones
The Rolling Stones should wear shirts.
Tags: Roger Rittenhouse (5), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 170
Tom Shillue - Like Dad
Dads can tuck their pants in anywhere.
Tags: Tom Shillue (18), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 799
Kevin Meaney - Big Tan
Kevin's putting on weight for the summer.
Tags: Kevin Meaney (11), men/women (1003), health (976)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,040
Barry Marder - Slim-Fast
Give Slim-Fast a week, it'll take off seven days.
Tags: Barry Marder (2), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 810
Kathy Griffin - Get Your Groove On
Kathy will have her groove on.
Tags: Kathy Griffin (6), ethnic (814), food (804)
Posted: 12/19/97
Views: 7,635
Andrew Norelli - The Immune System
When you're sick, a $48 Slurpee is good for you.
Tags: Andrew Norelli (2), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 935
Blain Copatch - Jaded Comedians
Comedians have heard it all before.
Tags: Blain Copatch (2), health (976), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/19/97
Views: 678
Evan Davis - Contact Lenses
There's no sneaking up on the eye.
Tags: Evan Davis (3), health (976), marriage (581)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 236
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