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For as long as I
can remember, I've had an eating disorder: reverse anorexia. It's when I look in the mirror and think I'm really skinny.
Lisa Gopman - Big Hug, Broken Ribs
Be careful that the person you're hugging doesn't have three bruised ribs.
Tags: Lisa Gopman (1), imitations (847), dating (786)
Posted: 12/11/03
Views: 4,185
Boris Hamilton - World's Best Donut
Boris will see for himself if that's the world's best donut.
Tags: Boris Hamilton (2), Premium Blend (748), food (719)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 2,003
Jokes.com Live - Stand-Up From the New York Comedy Festival
Jokes.com is live streaming a night of stand-up comedy for your eyeholes.
Tags: New York Comedy Festival (21), ethnic (870), food (719)
Posted: 10/26/10
Views: 26,249
Mary Lynn Rajskub - Hard Rock Cafe
The straw that broke it for Mary Lynn Rajskub was the day she had to wait on John Corbett.
Tags: Mary Lynn Rajskub (6), dating (786), food (719)
Posted: 11/12/10
Views: 10,869
Roger Rittenhouse - The Rolling Stones
The Rolling Stones should wear shirts.
Tags: Roger Rittenhouse (5), food (719), health (657)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 500
John Pinette - Wheat Allergy
John Pinette can't possibly avoid gluten -- it's in everything worth getting up for in the morning.
Tags: John Pinette (20), food (719), health (657)
Tom Shillue - Like Dad
Dads can tuck their pants in anywhere.
Tags: Tom Shillue (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 2,375
Barry Marder - Slim-Fast
Give Slim-Fast a week, it'll take off seven days.
Tags: Barry Marder (2), food (719), health (657)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,881
Kevin Meaney - Big Tan
Kevin's putting on weight for the summer.
Tags: Kevin Meaney (11), men/women (1155), imitations (847)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 8,346
Tony Rock - Fruit Mascots
Eating healthy is too expensive.
Tags: Tony Rock (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 02/19/10
Views: 10,505
