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Lisa DeLarios: Stuffed Animals
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If I were eight years
old, that would be my ultimate fantasy -- to have my very own paralyzed dog. 'Cause, you know, your stuffed animals -- they're cute and fluffy, but they're not alive.
Lisa DeLarios - Paralyzed Pets
Paralyzed Pets: all of the lovin' and none of the runnin'.
Tags: Lisa DeLarios (3), men/women (1003), kids (841)
Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 1,055
John Oliver - Comedian
When did you decide to be a comedian?
Tags: John Oliver (260), kids (841), animals (791)
Posted: 04/20/08
Views: 3,309
Robert Schimmel - Bear on a Bike
It comes natural for a bear to ride a bicycle.
Tags: Robert Schimmel (5), kids (841), animals (791)
Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 2,615
Louis Katz - Married Men
Married men don't get guts from drinking beer; they get guts from swallowing pride.
Tags: Louis Katz (2), kids (841), animals (791)
Posted: 07/12/07
Views: 1,061
Bill Dwyer - The Petting Zoo
Bill Dwyer describes the horror scene that took place at the petting zoo.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 09/09/01
Views: 758
Earthquake - White Kids
White people have the luxury of being their children's parents and friends.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 3,334
James Johann - Bad Advice
James is only responsible enough to care for a dog.
Tags: James Johann (2), kids (841), animals (791)
Posted: 01/06/05
Views: 501
Blair Butler - Bear Suit
Blair encounters a very specific fetish.
Tags: Blair Butler (1), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 01/05/06
Views: 88
Wendy Liebman - Kids on a Leash
Do you put your kids on a leash and your dogs in a crib?
Tags: Wendy Liebman (10), kids (841), animals (791)
Posted: 04/21/98
Views: 1,279
Louis C.K. - Mary Swanson
Davie Swanson's father gave him talent.
Tags: Louis C.K. (26), kids (841), animals (791)
Posted: 11/22/99
Views: 448
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