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Lisa DeLarios: Gentlemen's Clubs
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You're like, why can't I meet a real gentleman this day and age? Well, maybe we can't find them 'cause they're all hanging out in that exclusive club. They're in there opening doors for each other, saying 'please' and 'thank you.'
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Posted: 05/31/07

Lisa DeLarios - Gentleman's Club

"Gentleman's Club" is a better term than "titty bar."

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Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 1,544

Lisa DeLarios - Paralyzed Pets

Paralyzed Pets: all of the lovin' and none of the runnin'.

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Posted: 05/31/07
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Lisa DeLarios - Thrift Stores

You don't know where thrift store clothing has been.

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Kathy Griffin - Payback

Kathy wants to slip a sailor a roofie.

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Jake Johannsen - Plastic Doll

Men are quite simple.

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Jamie Kennedy - Please Touch It

Guys think that if they can get a woman to touch their penis, they will get sex.

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Shirley Hemphill - Kinky Sex

Men, you can do what you want, just don't hurt her or wake her up.

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Nick Griffin - Women

I'm not getting smarter about women.

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Lewis Black - Fan Mail Pt. 5

Lewis imagines eating Marie Antoinette.

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Steve Byrne - Hearing Sex

It's uncomfortable when you hear people having sex.

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