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Lisa DeLarios: Gentlemen's Clubs
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You're like, why can't I
meet a real gentleman this day and age? Well, maybe we can't find them 'cause they're all hanging out in that exclusive club. They're in there opening doors for each other, saying 'please' and 'thank you.'
Lisa DeLarios - Gentleman's Club
"Gentleman's Club" is a better term than "titty bar."
Tags: Lisa DeLarios (3), men/women (1155), dating (786)
Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 2,970
Lisa DeLarios - Paralyzed Pets
Paralyzed Pets: all of the lovin' and none of the runnin'.
Tags: Lisa DeLarios (3), men/women (1155), kids (831)
Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 2,352
Lisa DeLarios - Thrift Stores
You don't know where thrift store clothing has been.
Tags: Lisa DeLarios (3), imitations (847), money (606)
Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 2,481
My Car the Bus
Morgan Murphy's first car was not a bus, it was the bus.
Tags: sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 04/03/12
Views: 0
Lewis Black - Fan Mail Pt. 5
Lewis imagines eating Marie Antoinette.
Tags: Lewis Black (44), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 08/06/08
Views: 9,191
Charlie Murphy - Too Far
The male ego is the reason an old man will challenge a young man to a fist fight.
Tags: Charlie Murphy (7), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 02/27/10
Views: 13,794
Jim Norton - The Tiger Woods Story
Jim can relate to a naked man in the fetal position mumbling, "Why didn't she keep her mouth shut?"
Tags: Jim Norton (13), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 10/01/10
Views: 2,793
Vanity Plates
Jamie Kaler's first car had his mom's name on the front and back plates.
Tags: sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 04/03/12
Views: 0
Nick Griffin - Women
I'm not getting smarter about women.
Tags: Nick Griffin (4), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 03/14/08
Views: 5,105
Carlos Mencia - Honesty
Women, be honest about men.
Tags: Carlos Mencia (56), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 05/18/08
Views: 135,125
