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I saw something cute the
other day. I saw this woman pushing a stroller, and in the stroller was a small dog. And I was like, 'Lucky dog.' And she's like, 'Well, he's paralyzed.'
Lisa DeLarios - Paralyzed Pets
Paralyzed Pets: all of the lovin' and none of the runnin'.
Tags: Lisa DeLarios (3), men/women (919), kids (641)
Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 1,269
Lisa DeLarios - Gentleman's Club
"Gentleman's Club" is a better term than "titty bar."
Tags: Lisa DeLarios (3), men/women (919), dating (637)
Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 1,782
Karen Kilgariff - Shark Cartilage
Unfortunately, shark cartilage does not turn you into a shark.
Tags: Karen Kilgariff (2), Premium Blend (749), health (540)
Posted: 12/05/97
Views: 1,863
Lisa DeLarios - Thrift Stores
You don't know where thrift store clothing has been.
Tags: Lisa DeLarios (3), imitations (787), money (470)
Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 1,230
Shane Mauss - Passenger-Side Airbag
If anyone complains about my driving, I turn off their airbag.
Tags: Shane Mauss (11), health (540), animals (439)
Posted: 06/20/08
Views: 12,377
Jeff Stilson - Squirrels
Rats are just a bushy tail away from being a squirrel.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), food (550), health (540)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,052
The Amazing Johnathan - Psychic Bambi
Two playing cards stapled over your eyes counts as a blindfold.
Tags: The Amazing Johnathan (28), health (540), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,025
The Amazing Johnathan - Knife Trick
Blood spurts from Johnathan's arm.
Tags: The Amazing Johnathan (28), health (540), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,708
Paul F. Tompkins - Your Pet's Alone Time
Maybe pets want some alone time every now and then.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (23), Premium Blend (749), food (550)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 971
Greg Giraldo - A Very Dangerous World
It seems like there's a new disease discovered everyday.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (38), Comedy Central Presents (1803), health (540)
Posted: 04/01/04
Views: 2,404
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