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I saw something cute the
other day. I saw this woman pushing a stroller, and in the stroller was a small dog. And I was like, 'Lucky dog.' And she's like, 'Well, he's paralyzed.'
Lisa DeLarios - Paralyzed Pets
Paralyzed Pets: all of the lovin' and none of the runnin'.
Tags: Lisa DeLarios (3), men/women (1003), kids (841)
Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 1,055
Lisa DeLarios - Gentleman's Club
"Gentleman's Club" is a better term than "titty bar."
Tags: Lisa DeLarios (3), men/women (1003), dating (656)
Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 1,543
Karen Kilgariff - Shark Cartilage
Unfortunately, shark cartilage does not turn you into a shark.
Tags: Karen Kilgariff (2), health (976), animals (791)
Posted: 12/05/97
Views: 1,725
Lisa DeLarios - Thrift Stores
You don't know where thrift store clothing has been.
Tags: Lisa DeLarios (3), money (865), imitations (772)
Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 1,027
Shane Mauss - Passenger-Side Airbag
If anyone complains about my driving, I turn off their airbag.
Tags: Shane Mauss (11), health (976), animals (791)
Posted: 06/20/08
Views: 11,867
Jeff Stilson - Squirrels
Rats are just a bushy tail away from being a squirrel.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 925
Greg Giraldo - A Very Dangerous World
It seems like there's a new disease discovered everyday.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 04/01/04
Views: 2,359
Jeff Cesario - Cancer
Being a dick prevents cancer.
Tags: Jeff Cesario (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 1,322
Marc Maron - No Smoking
Marc Maron is glad to be addicted to something.
Tags: Marc Maron (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 12/07/98
Views: 1,384
Paul F. Tompkins - Your Pet's Alone Time
Maybe pets want some alone time every now and then.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 918
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