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Women, we like to be romanced. We like to be wined, dined -- maybe there's a single rose and some dancing -- and then we feel close enough to you to have sex with you. Men, on the other hand, like to have sex with you; then they feel close enough to talk to you.
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Posted: 05/30/94

Linda Hill - Differences

Love was much easier in grade school.

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Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 290

Kevin Brennan - In the Mood for Sex

It's good that guys are always in the mood for sex.

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Posted: 01/25/99
Views: 1,790

Rudy Rush - Sex in the Dark

Turn the light on, something just touched my ass.

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Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 5,425

Rudy Rush - Guys are Nasty

As they grow up, guys go through multiple stages of being nasty.

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Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 4,888

Richard Trask - Sex and Dating

There are a lot of obligations that come with sex.

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Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 578

Vanessa Hollingshead - Men and Women

Women complicate and analyze everything.

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Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 2,568

Rob Pue - Cold-Blooded Reptiles

Women are lizards.

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Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 938

Chris Case - Satisfying a Woman

Tell your man if you can't have an orgasm.

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Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 1,363

Greg Behrendt - Unsexy Animal Noises

If you're going to make an animal sound during sex, you should probably practice it first.

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Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 4,462

David Alan Grier - People Will Always Have Sex

Even if sex means death, people will still do it.

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Posted: 04/24/03
Views: 27

 
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