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I'm pissed off. I read
that we have a $3.6 trillion debt and our budget is $240 billion -- and this woman is bothering me about my student loans.
Lewis Dix - George H.W. Bush
Reagan forgets everything, and Bush can't remember.
Tags: Lewis Dix (6), kids (831), money (606)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 2,718
Lewis Dix - Parenting
Lewis bathes his baby son in the toilet.
Tags: Lewis Dix (6), kids (831), money (606)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 3,096
Lewis Dix - Neighborhood McDonald's
Employees at the suburban McDonald's take too long.
Tags: Lewis Dix (6), imitations (847), food (719)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 2,446
Lewis Dix - Abuse
How women can be abused by a man with a Jheri curl?
Tags: Lewis Dix (6), men/women (1155), violence (282)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 3,554
Kevin Bozeman - Student Loans
Kevin got ripped off in college.
Tags: Kevin Bozeman (2), Premium Blend (748), money (606)
Posted: 01/25/01
Views: 2,604
Tom Parks - Education
Tom wasn't a very good student.
Tags: Tom Parks (3), money (606), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,144
Lewis Black - Lewis for President
America has done fine without a leader.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (2172), money (606)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 1,959
Jake Johannsen - Stealth Bomber
Jake wants a real invisible plane.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (2172), money (606)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 2,850
D.L. Hughley - The Pope
If the pope really believed he was going to Heaven, he wouldn't be surrounded by bullet-proof glass.
Tags: money (606), religion (404)
Posted: 05/14/05
Views: 2,597
Pete Correale - Fighting
Pete Correale won't fight for himself -- or for a woman.
Tags: Pete Correale (8), men/women (1155), ethnic (870)
Posted: 06/05/98
Views: 9,260
