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I'm pissed off. I read that we have a $3.6 trillion debt and our budget is $240 billion -- and this woman is bothering me about my student loans.
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Posted: 05/30/94

Lewis Dix - George H.W. Bush

Reagan forgets everything, and Bush can't remember.

Tags: Lewis Dix (6), money (865), kids (841)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 459

Lewis Dix - Parenting

Lewis bathes his baby son in the toilet.

Tags: Lewis Dix (6), money (865), kids (841)

Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 556

Lewis Dix - Neighborhood McDonald's

Employees at the suburban McDonald's take too long.

Tags: Lewis Dix (6), money (865), food (804)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 756

Kevin Bozeman - Student Loans

Kevin got ripped off in college.

Tags: Kevin Bozeman (2), money (865), Premium Blend (750)

Posted: 01/25/01
Views: 703

Tom Parks - Education

Tom wasn't a very good student.

Tags: Tom Parks (3), money (865), The A-List (491)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 332

Lewis Dix - Abuse

How women can be abused by a man with a Jheri curl?

Tags: Lewis Dix (6), men/women (1003), violence (304)

Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 1,395

Pete Correale - Fighting

Pete Correale won't fight for himself -- or for a woman.

Tags: Pete Correale (8), men/women (1003), money (865)

Posted: 06/05/98
Views: 1,682

Prescott Tolk - Sex Instructional Videotape

Prescott Tolk tries to better himself.

Tags: Prescott Tolk (2), sex (1283), money (865)

Posted: 02/09/06
Views: 994

Tom Parks - Spanish

Tom took $10,000 worth of Spanish.

Tags: Tom Parks (3), money (865), family (667)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 390

Joe DeRosa - Inventing a Major

Memo to college students: drop out, immediately.

Tags: Joe DeRosa (14), men/women (1003), money (865)

Posted: 02/11/09
Views: 1,509

 
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