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Lewis Dix: Abusive Man With Jheri Curls
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I don't understand how some of you women can be abused by a man with a Jheri curl. That don't make no sense, man. All you gotta do is carry a lighter.
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Posted: 10/25/93

Lewis Dix - Abuse

How women can be abused by a man with a Jheri curl?

Tags: Lewis Dix (6), men/women (919), violence (196)

Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 1,600

Lewis Dix - English Book

Women need to weed out the bad men by making them read.

Tags: Lewis Dix (6), men/women (919), dating (637)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 382

Lewis Dix - Parenting

Lewis bathes his baby son in the toilet.

Tags: Lewis Dix (6), kids (642), money (471)

Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 712

David Feldman - Cannibalism

Burying dead people is a waste.

Tags: David Feldman (14), men/women (919), The A-List (486)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 348

Lewis Dix - Babies

Lewis equates the size of a baby with its father's efforts.

Tags: Lewis Dix (6), sex (983), men/women (919)

Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 1,081

Russ Meneve - Dating

Don't you want to kill some of your friends for the blind dates they set you up on?

Tags: Russ Meneve (16), sex (983), men/women (919)

Posted: 01/11/01
Views: 1,262

Charlie Murphy - Ego Driven

All men, whether they admit it or not, have nicknamed their penis at some point.

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Posted: 02/27/10
Views: 1,510

Charlie Murphy - The 300

If you want to see Charlie Murphy bitch out, challenge him to a butt naked sword fight.

Tags: Charlie Murphy (3), men/women (919), movies (221)

Posted: 02/27/10
Views: 1,132

Robert Hawkins - All About the Fun

Robert wants people to judge him by his jokes, not his face.

Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Premium Blend (749), health (540)

Posted: 01/11/01
Views: 382

Maryellen Hooper - Shower Shaver

Maryellen Hooper stops shaving when she sees blood.

Tags: Maryellen Hooper (9), men/women (919), lookin' good (260)

Posted: 04/10/02
Views: 5,328

 
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