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My wife was in labor for 24 hours. Hey, it wasn't my fault -- I told her to hurry up.
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Posted: 10/25/93

Lewis Dix - Parenting

Lewis bathes his baby son in the toilet.

Tags: Lewis Dix (6), money (865), kids (841)

Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 558

Lewis Dix - Babies

Lewis equates the size of a baby with its father's efforts.

Tags: Lewis Dix (6), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 984

Jeff Stilson - Child Birth

"Delivery" is the wrong word to describe child birth.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 857

Lewis Dix - Abuse

How women can be abused by a man with a Jheri curl?

Tags: Lewis Dix (6), men/women (1003), violence (304)

Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 1,396

D.L. Hughley - Legislating Morality

Drug testing janitors is pointless.

Tags: men/women (1003), health (976)

Posted: 01/08/04
Views: 2,962

Charlie Grandy - Tommy and Pamela's Kids

It's bad enough when your classmates find out your parents have a van.

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Posted: 11/08/02
Views: 271

Pete Dominick - Parenting

Pete is an obnoxious father.

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Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 1,727

Keith Robinson - Little Keith

Most men are rough with their sons so they won't be gay.

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Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 1,008

Keith Robinson - Jealousy

Keith's girlfriend can't stand him.

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Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 1,227

Greg Giraldo - Our Fat Kids

How did America's children become so phenomenally fat?

Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), health (976), kids (841)

Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 3,275

 
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