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You guys ever wake up laughing? That happened to me not too long ago. I woke up cracking up, and I had no idea why because I didn't have a funny dream or anything. But then I looked over, and next to me in the bed was a clown. Did you ever wake up crying? That happened to me not too long ago. I didn't know why because I didn't have a sad dream or anything. But then I looked, and over next to me in the bed was a dead clown.
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Posted: 02/14/00

Leo Allen - You're Adopted

It was a very emotional day for the family when Leo was told he was adopted.

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Leo Allen - Advice

Leo's dad gives him some advice about women.

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If vegetables could talk, we'd freak the f**k out.

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Slovin & Allen slap meat.

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Leo dresses like he's 12.

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