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It was probably a young
woman, probably a teenager, lying in bed, very early in the morning. Her alarm clock goes off, and she goes, 'Oh my God, why did I set my alarm for 6:30? Oh yeah, I had an appointment to get an abortion. You know what? I think I'll just keep the baby. I didn't want to go to college anyway.'
Leo Allen - Kids' Clothing
Leo dresses like he's 12.
Tags: Leo Allen (18), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 01/24/08
Views: 1,138
Leo Allen - Birthday Party
With Photoshop so readily available, there's no reason to have a party for a two-year-old.
Tags: Leo Allen (18), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 01/24/08
Views: 6,589
Greg Giraldo - Our Fat Kids
How did America's children become so phenomenally fat?
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), health (976), kids (841)
Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 3,272
Greg Giraldo - Raising Kids
People always want to compare their dogs to kids.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 2,089
Margaret Smith - Expensive Sperm
Trying to conceive was much cheaper in college.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 996
Kevin Williams - Gonorrhea
Kevin Williams had gonorrhea.
Tags: Kevin Williams (2), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 01/19/06
Views: 649
Jeff Stilson - Child Birth
"Delivery" is the wrong word to describe child birth.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), men/women (1003), health (976)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 857
Richard Lewis - Unfit Parent
Richard relates a tale from the Tragedy Scouts.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), health (976), kids (841)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 237
D.L. Hughley - Legislating Morality
Drug testing janitors is pointless.
Tags: men/women (1003), health (976)
Posted: 01/08/04
Views: 2,962
Charlie Grandy - Tommy and Pamela's Kids
It's bad enough when your classmates find out your parents have a van.
Tags: Charlie Grandy (2), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 11/08/02
Views: 271
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