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Leo Allen: Giving Themselves Advice
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Did you ever have someone give advice, and right in the middle of them giving you advice, you realize that really they're just giving themselves advice through you? My father does this all the time. He calls me up on the phone; he goes, 'Leo, Leo, leave your mother. Seriously, she's killing you. Listen to me, don't waste another 40 years. Because you could be a dancer; you have a dancer's body.'
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Posted: 01/24/08

Leo Allen - Kids' Clothing

Leo dresses like he's 12.

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Posted: 01/24/08
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Leo Allen - Birthday Party

With Photoshop so readily available, there's no reason to have a party for a two-year-old.

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Posted: 01/24/08
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Leo Allen - Advice

Leo's dad gives him some advice about women.

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Posted: 01/24/08
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Leo Allen - Laziest Moment in History

Leo tries to think of the laziest moment in history.

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Posted: 01/24/08
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Leo Allen - Confident Drunk

Drinking makes you think you're good at dangerous stuff.

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Posted: 01/24/08
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Leo Allen - Vegetarian Restaurant

If vegetables could talk, we'd freak the f**k out.

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Posted: 01/24/08
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Tino Martinez is on first.

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Slovin & Allen battle it out on their boom boxes.

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Slovin & Allen - We Like Meat

Slovin & Allen slap meat.

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Leo Allen - Awkward

Leo text messaged a novel about an awkward couple.

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Posted: 01/24/08
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