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Leo Allen: Attending a Two-Year-Old's Birthday Party
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This birthday party was awkward enough from the first moment I got there because the only person I knew at the whole party was the two-year-old. So, everyone's just looking at me, asking these boring questions: 'Why are you in our house? How do you know our son?' It's called: the Internet.
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Posted: 10/30/08

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