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Leo Allen: Attending a Two-Year-Old's Birthday Party
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This birthday party was awkward enough from the first moment I got there because the only person I knew at the whole party was the two-year-old. So, everyone's just looking at me, asking these boring questions: 'Why are you in our house? How do you know our son?' It's called: the Internet.
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Posted: 01/24/08

Leo Allen - Birthday Party

With Photoshop so readily available, there's no reason to have a party for a two-year-old.

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You can kiss Joey's e-ass.

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The new bumper cars suck.

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