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This birthday party was awkward
enough from the first moment I got there because the only person I knew at the whole party was the two-year-old. So, everyone's just looking at me, asking these boring questions: 'Why are you in our house? How do you know our son?' It's called: the Internet.
Slovin & Allen - Time Machine
Eric Slovin has built a time machine.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1779), food (493)
Posted: 07/15/01
Views: 3,137
Bill Burr - Technological Idiocy
Bill Burr really enjoys spell check.
Tags: Bill Burr (18), Comedy Central Presents (1779), imitations (766)
Posted: 02/13/03
Views: 1,494
Marianne Sierk - Baby Talk
Marianne Sierk is flattered when her co-worker calls her a pretty, thin bimbo with no common sense.
Tags: Marianne Sierk (2), men/women (839), kids (595)
Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 362
Joey Kola - Computers
You can kiss Joey's e-ass.
Tags: Joey Kola (11), Premium Blend (749), kids (595)
Posted: 10/04/01
Views: 325
Ian Bagg - Longest Marriage
Who's been married the longest?
Tags: Ian Bagg (12), Comedy Central Presents (1779), kids (595)
Posted: 03/29/07
Views: 529
Johnny Sanchez - Just Metal
The new bumper cars suck.
Tags: Johnny Sanchez (12), kids (595), growing up (405)
Posted: 05/11/04
Views: 520
Kevin Kataoka - Throwing a Tantrum
A tantrum can help adults win arguments.
Tags: Kevin Kataoka (5), kids (595), money (445)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 372
Darrell Joyce - Kids These Days
Kids stand in the street like cars aren't heavy.
Tags: Darrell Joyce (1), sex (904), imitations (766)
Posted: 11/27/03
Views: 163
Judy Gold - Parents
Judy's mom loves the legroom of the front passenger seat.
Tags: Judy Gold (17), Comedy Central Presents (1779), sex (904)
Posted: 09/14/00
Views: 385
Elvira Kurt - Safety
Today, no one would dream of inventing a lawn dart.
Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1779), imitations (766)
Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 636
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