Lenny Clarke Jokes
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Lenny Clarke: Ugly Couple on the Beach
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I'm an honest guy. I
was on the beach on the way up here, and I saw these two ugly people. I went up to them and said, 'Hey, you're not gonna have any kids, are ya? You gotta think ahead.'
Denis Leary - Welcome to Douchebag Night
In Denis Leary's special, he will expose the douchebags and donuts of the world.
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Posted: 12/21/10
Views: 13,622
Lenny Clarke - Baggy Dungarees
Lenny Clarke encountered an 11-year-old kid who wore baggy pants and didn't use complete sentences.
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Posted: 05/19/02
Views: 1,511
Lenny Clarke - Weight Loss
Lenny Clarke hates running into people from high school.
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Posted: 05/19/02
Views: 2,219
Lenny Clarke - Weight Loss Pills
Lenny Clarke recently lost 135 pounds.
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Posted: 05/19/02
Views: 1,859
Lenny Clarke - Experimenting with Drugs
Lenny Clarke tried cocaine once -- for, like, nine years.
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Posted: 05/19/02
Views: 2,908
Lenny Clarke - Astronaut
Lenny Clarke was lit up when he stole his dad's car and drove to Cape Canaveral.
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Posted: 05/19/02
Views: 634
Lenny Clarke - Irish Catholic
Lenny will never forget his third grade teacher, Sister Mary Triggerhappy.
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Posted: 05/19/02
Views: 3,212
Lenny Clarke - Proud to be an American
Lenny Clarke got in a cab and gave the guy $20 to move over so he could drive.
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Posted: 05/19/02
Views: 2,044
Lenny Clarke - Kids Are Crazy
Don't ever throw a bomb at a nun.
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Posted: 05/19/02
Views: 1,874
Lenny Clarke - Married and Catholic
Catholics don't get divorced.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,773
