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Len Austrevich: Santa Claus Calls
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Tried to get a little
rest before the show. The phone kept ringing -- ring, ring, ring, ring -- this morning, ring, ring, ring. Pick it up, 'Hello?' 'Hello, is Len there?' I said, 'Yeah, this is Len. Who's this?' Said, 'It's Santa Claus. I'm sorry, did I wake you?' And, I said, 'Hey, you fat bastard, you know when I'm sleeping.'
Len Austrevich - Tetris
Tetris on Gameboy is more addictive than morphine.
Tags: Len Austrevich (3), drugs (639), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 311
Len Austrevich - Grandma
Grandmothers make furniture look better with doilies.
Tags: Len Austrevich (3), kids (841), food (804)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 452
Len Austrevich - Wheel of Fortune
Len's last girlfriend loved to watch "Wheel of Fortune."
Tags: Len Austrevich (3), men/women (1003), money (865)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 280
DeRay - Not Scary
DeRay was never a very scary person.
Tags: money (865), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 2,416
Judah Friedlander - Open Mic Challenge - Scary S**t
Enter the Jokes.com Open Mic Challenge! This month's topic: "Scary S**t!"
Tags: Judah Friedlander (5), TV (543), holidays (222)
Posted: 10/07/09
Views: 12,050
Patton Oswalt - Things Have Gotten Dark Again
Patton Oswalt doesn't feel as angry as he used to.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), Barack Obama (971), movies (559)
Posted: 11/09/09
Views: 1,667
Jeff Dunham - Take a Day Off
Doesn't your mom deserve a day off?
Tags: Jeff Dunham (73), parents (525), holidays (222)
Posted: 05/08/09
Views: 38,761
Jeff Dunham - Jeff Fafa
Jeff is a mother fa-fa-fa.
Tags: Jeff Dunham (73), parents (525), holidays (222)
Posted: 05/08/09
Views: 46,323
Open Mic Challenge - Seking7
Seking7 doesn't want to badmouth Charlie Sheen.
Tags: insults (102), Seking7 (1)
Posted: 07/22/09
Views: 1,266
Jeff Dunham - Father's Day Cards - To the Greatest Father In the World
Happy Father's Day to the greatest father in the world.
Tags: Jeff Dunham (73), kids (841), parents (525)
Posted: 06/18/09
Views: 26,394
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