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Len Austrevich: Santa Claus Calls
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Tried to get a little
rest before the show. The phone kept ringing -- ring, ring, ring, ring -- this morning, ring, ring, ring. Pick it up, 'Hello?' 'Hello, is Len there?' I said, 'Yeah, this is Len. Who's this?' Said, 'It's Santa Claus. I'm sorry, did I wake you?' And, I said, 'Hey, you fat bastard, you know when I'm sleeping.'
Len Austrevich - Tetris
Tetris on Gameboy is more addictive than morphine.
Tags: Len Austrevich (3), drugs (503), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,101
Len Austrevich - Grandma
Grandmothers make furniture look better with doilies.
Tags: Len Austrevich (3), kids (831), food (719)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,840
Len Austrevich - Wheel of Fortune
Len's last girlfriend loved to watch "Wheel of Fortune."
Tags: Len Austrevich (3), men/women (1155), imitations (847)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,212
Dan Cummins - Happy Veteran's Day
Dan Cummins is only telling jokes until his greeting card career really takes off.
Tags: Dan Cummins (14), kids (831), work/office (459)
Posted: 05/29/10
Views: 6,839
DeRay - Not Scary
DeRay was never a very scary person.
Tags: DeRay Davis (8), Premium Blend (748), family (647)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 7,190
Open Mic Challenge - Judah Friedlander - Scary S**t
Enter the Jokes.com Open Mic Challenge! This month's topic: "Scary S**t!"
Tags: Judah Friedlander (8), TV (469), holidays (83)
Posted: 10/07/09
Views: 13,836
Open Mic Challenge - Seking7
Seking7 doesn't want to badmouth Charlie Sheen.
Tags: insults (291), Seking7 (1)
Posted: 07/22/09
Views: 2,599
Jeff Dunham - Take a Day Off
Doesn't your mom deserve a day off?
Tags: Jeff Dunham (87), parents (591),
Posted: 05/08/09
Views: 101,324
