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I cannot trust my doctor
anymore. I can't 'cause have you noticed that whenever we're sick and they prescribe something for us, the side effects are worse than the original problem? There is a prescription sleeping pill that is supposed to cure insomnia, but the side effects are amnesia and paranoia. How does that work? You're like, 'Hey, how'd ya sleep?' 'I don't remember. Who sent you?'
LeeAnne Ford - Can't Trust Doctors
LeeAnne's stomach ache medicine may cause a stomach ache.
Tags: LeeAnne Ford (1), health (976), kids (841)
Posted: 06/12/98
Views: 177
Lisa Lampanelli - Pickle Kisser
Andy Dick is a crazy bitch!
Tags: Lisa Lampanelli (36), health (976), drugs (639)
Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 71,987
Dan Naturman - Doctors
Doctors don't do anything except send you to other doctors and then send you bills.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,730
Jay Mohr - Ask Your Doctor
Maybe you're better off not asking your doctor about that prescription drug you heard about.
Tags: Jay Mohr (21), health (976), drugs (639)
Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 1,387
Gary Valentine - Nitrous Oxide
If you haven't tried the nitrous oxide, order it -- it's delicious.
Tags: Gary Valentine (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 09/30/01
Views: 1,144
Lenny Clarke - Weight Loss Pills
Lenny Clarke recently lost 135 pounds.
Tags: Lenny Clarke (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 05/19/02
Views: 774
Shane Mauss - Passenger-Side Airbag
If anyone complains about my driving, I turn off their airbag.
Tags: Shane Mauss (11), health (976), animals (791)
Posted: 06/20/08
Views: 11,867
Nick DiPaolo - Trying to Get Pregnant
Nick's wife wants to get pregnant and doesn't want him involved.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 01/18/07
Views: 830
Jeremy Schachter - Living Under Your Toenail
Someone had to audition to be the "living under your toenail" guy.
Tags: Jeremy Schachter (2), health (976), imitations (772)
Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 1,255
Tim Young - Caller ID
Once you're addicted to caller ID, you feel like a secret agent.
Tags: Tim Young (5), health (976), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/20/99
Views: 1,707
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