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I cannot trust my doctor
anymore. I can't 'cause have you noticed that whenever we're sick and they prescribe something for us, the side effects are worse than the original problem? There is a prescription sleeping pill that is supposed to cure insomnia, but the side effects are amnesia and paranoia. How does that work? You're like, 'Hey, how'd ya sleep?' 'I don't remember. Who sent you?'
LeeAnne Ford - Can't Trust Doctors
LeeAnne's stomach ache medicine may cause a stomach ache.
Tags: LeeAnne Ford (1), kids (831), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 06/12/98
Views: 535
Lisa Lampanelli - Pickle Kisser
Andy Dick is a crazy bitch!
Tags: Lisa Lampanelli (45), health (657), drugs (503)
Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 93,408
Dan Naturman - Doctors
Doctors don't do anything except send you to other doctors and then send you bills.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), health (657)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 6,602
Mike DeStefano - Put That on a Letterhead
Mike DeStefano's job is to curse at people who don't have a funny friend to hang out with.
Tags: Mike Destefano (14), food (719), health (657)
Posted: 10/04/10
Views: 40,659
Robert Kelly - Fat Worry
Skinny people never have to worry that their underwear elastic will flop over and steam shut.
Tags: Robert Kelly (15), food (719), health (657)
Posted: 10/04/10
Views: 10,132
Shane Mauss - Passenger-Side Airbag
If anyone complains about my driving, I turn off their airbag.
Tags: Shane Mauss (23), health (657), animals (540)
Posted: 06/20/08
Views: 14,645
Lewis Black - Flu Shots
Nyquil is the only thing that tastes like red and green.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (2172), health (657)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 11,858
Gary Valentine - Nitrous Oxide
If you haven't tried the nitrous oxide, order it -- it's delicious.
Tags: Gary Valentine (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), health (657)
Posted: 09/30/01
Views: 5,057
Lenny Clarke - Weight Loss Pills
Lenny Clarke recently lost 135 pounds.
Tags: Lenny Clarke (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), health (657)
Posted: 05/19/02
Views: 1,859
Jay Mohr - Ask Your Doctor
Maybe you're better off not asking your doctor about that prescription drug you heard about.
Tags: Jay Mohr (21), health (657), drugs (503)
Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 5,611
