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I had a really severe
stomach ache. My doctor prescribed Dicyclomine. I went to the pharmacy to pick it up, and you know when you go to the pharmacy now, they give you a pamphlet, tells you all about the drug. Right on top, it said, 'Dicyclomine: This medication may cause stomach ache.' I'll recap. I had a stomach ache. Doctor gave me something that caused a stomach ache. This is like going to the emergency room with a gunshot wound and having the doctor pump two more in ya.
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