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Little kids are smarter than
grownups. Let me tell you something -- I have a niece; when this child was five, I'm thinkin' she's just a baby. Oh, no -- she walked up to me, she said, 'Aunty, do you know what lesbians are?' I said, 'Do you?' She said, 'Uh huh, lesbians are two women who love each other. We love each other, don't we, Aunty?' 'Oh God, yeah, we do, baby. Go on, put on the kd lang. Let's dance.'
LeeAnne Ford - Can't Trust Doctors
LeeAnne's stomach ache medicine may cause a stomach ache.
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Posted: 06/12/98
Views: 177
Karen Rontowski - Great First Date
Karen Rontowski wants to please her date.
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Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 1,061
Jo Koy - Eight Pounds
Football isn't tough.
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Posted: 01/17/08
Views: 14,838
J. Anthony Brown - Answering Machine
J. Anthony Brown does not need your rapping answering machine message.
Tags: J. Anthony Brown (3), men/women (1003), kids (841)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 634
Marianne Sierk - Baby Talk
Marianne Sierk is flattered when her co-worker calls her a pretty, thin bimbo with no common sense.
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Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 755
Pete Dominick - Parenting
Pete is an obnoxious father.
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Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 1,727
Lisa DeLarios - Paralyzed Pets
Paralyzed Pets: all of the lovin' and none of the runnin'.
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Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 1,055
Tom Kenny - Titanic
Teenage girls are fixated on "Titanic."
Tags: Tom Kenny (7), men/women (1003), kids (841)
Posted: 05/22/98
Views: 831
Carol Leifer - Having a Baby
It's scary to imagine the pain of giving birth.
Tags: Carol Leifer (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 573
Jeff Stilson - Birth
Jeff could never, ever raise a child that he gave birth to.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 399
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