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Q: How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

A: Because they both "practice" their professions.
Filed Under: health (766),  lawyers (115)
Posted: 12/01/08

Paul Mecurio - Double Life

Try not to get high on career day.

Tags: Paul Mecurio (12), Comedy Central Presents (2026), money (513)

Posted: 05/20/04
Views: 3,224

Greg Fitzsimmons - Center of Gay

When gay guys hit on Greg, he's just glad that someone wants to have sex with him.

Tags: sex (1043), gay/homosexual (302)

Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 3,192

Lisa Lampanelli - Pickle Kisser

Andy Dick is a crazy bitch!

Tags: Lisa Lampanelli (25), health (564), drugs (416)

Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 84,159

Jon Lajoie - Swallowed All That Toothpaste

Instead of promoting his Comedy Central Presents special, Jon Lajoie tests out some new material.

Tags: Jon Lajoie (15), Comedy Central Presents (2026), men/women (1015)

Posted: 05/27/10
Views: 17,480

Greg Giraldo - Our Fat Kids

How did America's children become so phenomenally fat?

Tags: Greg Giraldo (38), kids (682), health (564)

Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 9,660

Kelly MacFarland - Salad Time

Get your beets, it's salad time!

Tags: Kelly MacFarland (3), Premium Blend (749), health (564)

Posted: 12/15/05
Views: 1,499

Rocky LaPorte - Doctor

Rocky LaPorte had a tough week.

Tags: Comedy Central Presents (2026), health (564)

Posted: 06/09/05
Views: 9,383

Karen Kilgariff - Shark Cartilage

Unfortunately, shark cartilage does not turn you into a shark.

Tags: Karen Kilgariff (2), Premium Blend (749), health (564)

Posted: 12/05/97
Views: 2,057

Andrew Norelli - The Immune System

When you're sick, a $48 Slurpee is good for you.

Tags: Andrew Norelli (2), food (580), health (564)

Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 1,321

Jay Mohr - Massages

It's hard to get relaxed during a massage.

Tags: Jay Mohr (21), sex (1043), health (564)

Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 9,353

 
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