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Harris Stanton: Where Tax Dollars Go
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You know where they do
send your taxes? They give it to prisons, so prisoners can have weights to lift. You believe that? We've got muggers and murderers, and they're getting stronger. So when they get parole, they can mug your ass better than they did before they went in.
Harris Stanton - Working Security
A security guard is a paid witness.
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Posted: 01/19/06
Views: 292
Harris Stanton - Minimum Wage
Harris Stanton knows what it's like to work for minimum wage.
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Posted: 01/19/06
Views: 328
Zach Galifianakis - Family Dispute
What happened in Zach's family?
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Posted: 12/06/08
Views: 3,403
Doug Stanhope - Prostitution
Doug Stanhope makes a case for the legalization of prostitution.
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Posted: 09/23/01
Views: 2,183
Tony Daro - Bike Cops
What do bike cops use for protection during a shoot out?
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Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 1,418
Damon Wayans - Bicycle Cop
Damon Wayans gets pulled over by a bicycle cop.
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Posted: 01/12/06
Views: 1,974
Jimmy Dore - Capital Punishment
If laws were all an eye-for-an-eye, there'd be pretty reluctant guilty verdicts in rape cases.
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Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 711
Carlos Mencia - Border Fence
Deporting illegal aliens might make it hard for America to build that border fence.
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Posted: 03/11/06
Views: 6,588
Brad Mastrangelo - State Trooper
State troopers take an hour and a half to write a ticket.
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Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 1,285
Vince Morris - Getting Pulled Over
Vince's friend Steve isn't even named Steve.
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Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 1,928
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