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LaVell Crawford: Dumb Questions
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They always ask you dumb
questions. 'Do you wanna be fat?' 'Oh yes, yes, I do. I wanna sweat for no reason.' Every time I breathe, they like, 'Why you breathing so hard?' 'So I can live.'
LaVell Crawford - For Your Safety
After 9/11, fat people became the people to pick on at the airports.
Tags: Premium Blend (749), weight/obesity (234)
Posted: 01/06/05
Views: 4,543
LaVell Crawford - Fat Questions
People always ask LaVell dumb questions about his weight.
Tags: Premium Blend (749), driving (270)
Posted: 01/06/05
Views: 6,469
Kelly MacFarland - Salad Time
Get your beets, it's salad time!
Tags: Kelly MacFarland (3), Premium Blend (749), health (540)
Posted: 12/15/05
Views: 1,359
Lenny Clarke - Weight Loss
Lenny Clarke hates running into people from high school.
Tags: Lenny Clarke (11), Comedy Central Presents (1803), health (540)
Posted: 05/19/02
Views: 850
Lenny Clarke - Weight Loss Pills
Lenny Clarke recently lost 135 pounds.
Tags: Lenny Clarke (11), Comedy Central Presents (1803), health (540)
Posted: 05/19/02
Views: 889
Nick DiPaolo - Food Poisoning
If you want to lose weight, get food poisoning twice a year.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (60), food (550), health (540)
Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 648
Roger Rittenhouse - Getting Healthy
Everybody's getting healthy nowadays.
Tags: Roger Rittenhouse (5), health (540), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 477
Chris Mata - Falling Down
Chris Mata sheds a tear after tripping.
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Posted: 11/17/05
Views: 3,326
Cristela Alonzo - What Happened?
Cristela used to be little; now she is huge.
Tags: Cristela Alonzo (3), health (540), Live at Gotham (343)
Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 2,901
Joe Starr - Surprise Colonoscopy
Joe Starr passed out during his colonoscopy.
Tags: Joe Starr (2), Premium Blend (749), health (540)
Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 1,194
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