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They always ask you dumb
questions. 'Do you wanna be fat?' 'Oh yes, yes, I do. I wanna sweat for no reason.' Every time I breathe, they like, 'Why you breathing so hard?' 'So I can live.'
LaVell Crawford - Fat Questions
People always ask LaVell dumb questions about his weight.
Tags: Lavell Crawford (17), Premium Blend (748), driving (336)
Posted: 01/06/05
Views: 16,575
LaVell Crawford - For Your Safety
After 9/11, fat people became the people to pick on at the airports.
Tags: Lavell Crawford (17), Premium Blend (748), weight/obesity (296)
Posted: 01/06/05
Views: 11,503
Lavell Crawford - Allergic to Bitches
When Lavell Crawford wins $250,000, he has some phone calls to make.
Tags: Lavell Crawford (17), money (606), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 08/12/11
Views: 4,486
Kelly MacFarland - Salad Time
Get your beets, it's salad time!
Tags: Kelly MacFarland (3), Premium Blend (748), health (657)
Posted: 12/15/05
Views: 2,050
Mike DeStefano - Put That on a Letterhead
Mike DeStefano's job is to curse at people who don't have a funny friend to hang out with.
Tags: Mike Destefano (14), food (719), health (657)
Posted: 10/04/10
Views: 40,659
Orny Adams - Wine Country
Orny Adams is thinking about getting a girl pregnant so that he can have a designated driver.
Tags: Orny Adams (1), kids (831), health (657)
Posted: 10/26/10
Views: 29,605
Robert Kelly - Fat Worry
Skinny people never have to worry that their underwear elastic will flop over and steam shut.
Tags: Robert Kelly (15), food (719), health (657)
Posted: 10/04/10
Views: 10,132
Lenny Clarke - Weight Loss
Lenny Clarke hates running into people from high school.
Tags: Lenny Clarke (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), health (657)
Posted: 05/19/02
Views: 2,219
Lenny Clarke - Weight Loss Pills
Lenny Clarke recently lost 135 pounds.
Tags: Lenny Clarke (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), health (657)
Posted: 05/19/02
Views: 1,859
Cristela Alonzo - What Happened?
Cristela used to be little; now she is huge.
Tags: Cristela Alonzo (5), health (657), Live at Gotham (340)
Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 7,284
