Laurie Kilmartin Jokes
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He packs like we're fleeing
over the Berlin Wall. He'll be bringing, like, wire cutters and a knife and the passport of a dead man. I'll be like, 'Honey, we're going to New Jersey. Just bring the knife.'
Laurie Kilmartin - Dating an Immigrant
Russian immigrants: don't skip 'em 'cause they talk funny.
Tags: Laurie Kilmartin (3), Premium Blend (750), dating (656)
Posted: 11/22/01
Views: 489
Stand-Up: Pete Lee - Tough Guy Names
Pete Lee's name sounds like a really sissy car alarm.
Tags: Pete Lee (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (656)
Posted: 02/13/09
Views: 24,867
Jackie Kashian - North Platt, NE
This town is filled with horrible, horrible people.
Tags: Jackie Kashian (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), parents (525)
Posted: 02/27/03
Views: 1,689
Colin Quinn - Safari
Lions are a joke in Africa.
Tags: Colin Quinn (13), animals (791), travel (310)
Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 2,756
Todd Lynn - Showers with Girlfriends
Women hog all the hot water in the shower.
Tags: Todd Lynn (9), men/women (1003), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 11/15/02
Views: 2,651
Ralph Harris - Communication
Ladies booby trap the house.
Tags: Ralph Harris (5), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 07/25/00
Views: 1,042
Arj Barker - Together Forever
Arj Barker is both excited and concerned about his long-distance relationship.
Tags: Arj Barker (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (656)
Posted: 09/21/00
Views: 1,399
Jake Johannsen - Finding Love
Jake ends his cycle of bad choices in love.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 459
Patrice O'Neal - Being American
Foreigners hate Americans because Americans don't know or care about other countries.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 3,241
Arj Barker - Irish Soap
Ireland is not like the soap commercials.
Tags: Arj Barker (21), imitations (772), travel (310)
Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 2,265
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