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Laurie Kilmartin: Expensive in New York City
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She was a prostitute and a temp. Like, that's how expensive New York City is -- turning tricks is not enough money, you have to know Word and Excel.
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Posted: 05/25/04

Laurie Kilmartin - Cost of Living

One of Laurie Kilmartin's New York City roommates is a prostitute and a temp.

Tags: Laurie Kilmartin (3), money (865), Premium Blend (750)

Posted: 11/22/01
Views: 787

Laurie Kilmartin - Prostitute Roommate

Prostitutes have sex with creepy guys so other women don't have to.

Tags: Laurie Kilmartin (3), sex (1283), money (865)

Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 782

Matt Fulchiron - Quitting His Job

Yes, it was possible for Matt Fulchiron to look more like a homeless person than he did.

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Posted: 08/10/06
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D.L. Hughley - Role Play Fantasy

D.L.'s fantasy is his wife going to work.

Tags: money (865), marriage (581)

Posted: 05/14/05
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Willie has no sympathy for the homeless.

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John Mulaney - Subway Station Chase

He's not a man.

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Posted: 04/03/09
Views: 84,673

Greg Behrendt - Telemarketers

Greg Behrendt's difficult last name has a plus -- he knows when a telemarketer is on the phone.

Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)

Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 1,194

Richard Jeni - Music at Work

The best part of being a comic is coming on stage to music.

Tags: Richard Jeni (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)

Posted: 05/05/02
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Dat Phan - Broke

Dat Phan's mom hates admitting her son's a stand-up comedian.

Tags: Dat Phan (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)

Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 2,865

Paul Mecurio - Double Life

Try not to get high on career day.

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Posted: 05/20/04
Views: 2,606

 
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