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Lauren Dombrowski: Holidays Are Important
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I think the holidays are important because that's when you go home and do some alcoholic drinking and compulsive overeating with your dysfunctional families.
Filed Under: alcohol (428),  food (379),  family (349)
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Posted: 05/24/93

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