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I think that talk show
themes have finally gone too far. I was watching a show where three people came out and they started talking about their failed attempts at suicide. And after it was over, they flashed a 1-800 number across the screen, so you could call in. And I was so touched that I called, and I voted for the first guy.
Laura Kightlinger - Grandma Dreams
If someone you were close with passes away, they visit you in dreams.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (22), sex (1283), family (667)
Posted: 05/27/97
Views: 355
Patton Oswalt - VIP Afterlife
Dying in the apocalypse would be pretty awesome.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), religion (776), death (318)
Posted: 06/01/04
Views: 2,922
Nick Swardson - My Funeral
A funeral should be a good time.
Tags: Nick Swardson (32), Comedy Central Presents (1821), death (318)
Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 2,245
Paul Provenza - Funny Ways to Die
People shouldn't get so offended at jokes about death.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), TV (543), death (318)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 699
Wanda Sykes - Elvis Party
Wanda Sykes was too busy making fun of her neighbor's Elvis party to go to it.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (43), Premium Blend (750), music (727)
Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 711
Laura Kightlinger - Back-Door Sex
It's already hard enough to keep the front door nice for company.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/27/03
Views: 9,671
Laura Kightlinger - How to Be a Stand-up Comedian
Laura Kightlinger has a patented program for funny.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/27/03
Views: 3,445
Laura Kightlinger - Baseball Movies
America loves surprisingly agile, fairly attractive retards -- like Forrest Gump.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sports (631)
Posted: 03/27/03
Views: 1,864
Laura Kightlinger - Homeless Person
Laura Kightlinger gave money to a street person and still managed to disappoint him.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 03/27/03
Views: 1,981
Laura Kightlinger - Hardship
Everybody's life has some hardship.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), terrorism (439)
Posted: 03/27/03
Views: 713
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