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Stand-up is such a selfless
profession. You know, the only difference between me and a surgeon or a pediatrician is that when I approach a couple with a child and say, 'I'd like to keep him for a few days and do some bloodwork,' it's considered inappropriate.
Laura Kightlinger - Trying Too Hard
Laura can't look at somebody's sex face.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (22), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/27/97
Views: 524
Laura Kightlinger - Fertility Drugs
Nothing's a greater blessing for a couple than eight healthy two-pound babies.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 03/27/03
Views: 7,071
Laura Kightlinger - Delivering Food
Delivering food has to be the most unpredictable job out there.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (22), food (804), TV (543)
Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 388
Laura Kightlinger - Mom Pimp
Laura feels like she's been dating all her life.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (22), sex (1283), money (865)
Posted: 05/27/97
Views: 562
Laura Kightlinger - Parades
The St. Patrick's Day parade is not for sissies.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (22), kids (841), gay/homosexual (633)
Posted: 05/27/97
Views: 318
Adam Growe - Questions
Adam's wife knows all the answers.
Tags: Adam Growe (2), kids (841), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/20/05
Views: 273
D.C. Curry - Other Person's Shoes
To understand what it's like being black, cuss out your boss.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 1,622
Todd Barry - Substitute Teacher
Todd made $72.14 during his first year of substitute teaching.
Tags: Todd Barry (27), money (865), kids (841)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 1,063
Cory Kahaney - Saying "F"
Cory gets in trouble for her daughter's foul mouth.
Tags: Cory Kahaney (13), kids (841), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/31/00
Views: 1,160
Erin Foley - Ten Wide
Erin Foley invents a more marketable beer than Bud.
Tags: Erin Foley (6), kids (841), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 10/25/02
Views: 2,817
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