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Laura Kightlinger Jokes
Laura Kightlinger: Selfless Profession
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Stand-up is such a selfless profession. You know, the only difference between me and a surgeon or a pediatrician is that when I approach a couple with a child and say, 'I'd like to keep him for a few days and do some bloodwork,' it's considered inappropriate.
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Laura Kightlinger - Fertility Drugs

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Laura Kightlinger - Delivering Food

Delivering food has to be the most unpredictable job out there.

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Laura Kightlinger - Mom Pimp

Laura feels like she's been dating all her life.

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Laura Kightlinger - Parades

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Natasha Leggero - As Little As Possible

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D.C. Curry - Other Person's Shoes

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Adam Growe - Questions

Adam's wife knows all the answers.

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Laura Kightlinger - How to Be a Stand-up Comedian

Laura Kightlinger has a patented program for funny.

Tags: Laura Kightlinger (19), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)

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Views: 6,200

Laura Kightlinger - Homeless Person

Laura Kightlinger gave money to a street person and still managed to disappoint him.

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Posted: 03/27/03
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