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Laura Kightlinger: Holidays for the Lonely
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It goes: Christmas, New Year's Eve and Valentine's Day. Is that fair to anyone who's alone? Those are all days when you gotta be with someone. And if you didn't get around to killing yourself at Christmas or New Year's -- boom! there's Valentine's Day for you. I think there should be just one more holiday after Valentine's Day, just for the stragglers -- and it should be called, Who Could Love You?
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Posted: 05/27/97

Laura Kightlinger - Who Could Love You

The line-up of Christmas, New Year's Eve and Valentine's Day is not fair to those who are alone.

Tags: Laura Kightlinger (22), men/women (1003), dating (656)

Posted: 05/27/97
Views: 2,216

Laura Kightlinger - Boyfriend Psychiatrist

Boyfriends will readily tell you what's wrong with your mental health.

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Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 2,009

Laura Kightlinger - Ramrod

When did Laura become security at the gay border?

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Posted: 05/27/97
Views: 1,280

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Dating should be more like poker.

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Lynne's boyfriend doesn't know how crazy she is.

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Laura Kightlinger - Love and Sex

Laura has an excuse to avoid anal sex.

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Views: 813

Laura Kightlinger - Delivering Food

Delivering food has to be the most unpredictable job out there.

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Views: 388

Dwayne Perkins - Being Friends With Women

Dwayne is no longer accepting friend applications from ladies.

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Mike finally figured out what he's looking for a in a woman.

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Kevin Hart - Break Up

Kevin was mentally screwed up by an older woman.

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Posted: 02/12/04
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