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My grandmother, she passed away
at Christmas time. So now, I have this built in sadness, you know, every holiday. 'Cause I'm plagued with the thought of, you know, what she would have given me. What didn't I get to open this year?
Laura Kightlinger - Grandma Dreams
If someone you were close with passes away, they visit you in dreams.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (22), sex (1283), family (667)
Posted: 05/27/97
Views: 355
Tommy Johnagin - Being a Pallbearer
Being a pallbearer's supposed to be an honor, but it's actually just heavy lifting.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (10), family (667), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 1,889
Laura Kightlinger - Who Could Love You
The line-up of Christmas, New Year's Eve and Valentine's Day is not fair to those who are alone.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (22), men/women (1003), dating (656)
Posted: 05/27/97
Views: 2,216
Matt Graham - Morbid Thoughts
Matt has been thinking a lot about death.
Tags: Matt Graham (3), family (667), death (318)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 147
Hugh Fink - Right to Die
The right to die should be a right to kill.
Tags: Hugh Fink (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), family (667)
Posted: 06/25/99
Views: 457
Bill Dwyer - Demon Dad Death Couch
Bill Dwyer's father died while taking a nap on the couch, and his family kept the couch.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), family (667)
Posted: 09/09/01
Views: 231
Jack Coen - Time
Time passes frighteningly quick when you're enjoying life.
Tags: Jack Coen (16), kids (841), family (667)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 133
Dan Cummins - Unhappy Father's Day
Dan writes greeting cards.
Tags: Dan Cummins (12), animals (791), parents (525)
Posted: 08/03/06
Views: 3,776
Rickey Smiley - Funeral Homes
Rickey Smiley's grandmother acts like a fool.
Tags: Rickey Smiley (8), money (865), ethnic (814)
Posted: 11/17/05
Views: 4,564
Dave Attell - Men Who Don't Exist
Women always want opposites in men.
Tags: Dave Attell (61), men/women (1003), family (667)
Posted: 08/24/97
Views: 3,197
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