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My mom's a teacher, so
she was real strict with me and my brother. She was like, 'Look, don't drink and don't do drugs and don't sleep around.' And then, one day it was like she changed her mind about everything. She said, 'You're going to college.'
Laura House - Going to College
Whatever you do, be proud of it.
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Posted: 05/29/98
Views: 1,848
Laura House - Public School
Laura's students used to tease her.
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Posted: 05/29/98
Views: 1,468
Kyle Cease - Sunny Delight
Sunny Delight ran the best commercial campaign ever.
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Posted: 05/11/06
Views: 23,115
Al Jackson - Marijuana Essay
Al Jackson reads an essay on drugs from one of his old students.
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Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 4,732
Tom Cotter - Drinking and Driving
Friends don't let friends drink and drive, but Tom doesn't have any friends.
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Posted: 01/17/00
Views: 3,382
Mick Betancourt - Acid Trip
Mick took acid and freaked people out at a party.
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Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 929
Fred Stoller - College Graduate
Fred can say he's a college graduate.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 383
Owen Benjamin - Intense Story
When you're high, you make terrible decisions.
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Posted: 02/26/10
Views: 1,670
David Alan Grier - To Be Young
The good old days were when you sold your body down at the bus station to get high.
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Posted: 04/24/03
Views: 1,209
David Alan Grier - Reefer
You always have big plans before you get high.
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Posted: 07/31/99
Views: 260
