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I don't want a clean-living
guy in the White House with his finger on the button. He thinks he's going right to Heaven. You wanna feel safe with a leader? Give me a guy who fights in bars and cheats on his wife. This is a man who wants to put off Judgment Day as long as possible.
Larry Miller - Levels One and Two
At level two of drinking, a little devil appears on your shoulder.
Tags: Larry Miller (3), The A-List (486), alcohol (396)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 941
Larry Miller - Levels Three and Four
At level three of drinking: you love the world.
Tags: Larry Miller (3), men/women (919), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,055
D.L. Hughley - The Pope
If the pope really believed he was going to Heaven, he wouldn't be surrounded by bullet-proof glass.
Tags: money (470), religion (341)
Posted: 05/14/05
Views: 1,354
Jimmy Dore - Religious When It's Convenient
Christians always have a tough time justifying killing in a war.
Tags: Jimmy Dore (16), Comedy Central Presents (1803), religion (341)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 2,804
Larry Miller - Level Five
The worst part about level five is the sun.
Tags: Larry Miller (3), men/women (919), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 880
Greg Fitzsimmons - Gay or Straight
Gay marriage could be the end of gay sex.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (27), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 396
Pat Dixon - Catholics
Catholics are like Ghostbusters.
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), religion (341)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 1,372
Ted Alexandro - The Jacksons
The Jackson family could be in cahoots with the government.
Tags: Ted Alexandro (20), Comedy Central Presents (1803), family (581)
Posted: 03/09/06
Views: 626
Richard Jeni - Brought Up Catholic
Richard Jeni had trouble staying awake during church as a kid.
Tags: Richard Jeni (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), growing up (423)
Posted: 05/05/02
Views: 1,695
Lewis Black - Surviving
People deal with trauma differently.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 04/21/02
Views: 4,001
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