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I don't want a clean-living
guy in the White House with his finger on the button. He thinks he's going right to Heaven. You wanna feel safe with a leader? Give me a guy who fights in bars and cheats on his wife. This is a man who wants to put off Judgment Day as long as possible.
Larry Miller - Levels One and Two
At level two of drinking, a little devil appears on your shoulder.
Tags: Larry Miller (3), alcohol (516), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,675
Larry Miller - Levels Three and Four
At level three of drinking: you love the world.
Tags: Larry Miller (3), men/women (1155), money (606)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,855
Jimmy Dore - Religious When It's Convenient
Christians always have a tough time justifying killing in a war.
Tags: Jimmy Dore (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), religion (404)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 3,681
D.L. Hughley - The Pope
If the pope really believed he was going to Heaven, he wouldn't be surrounded by bullet-proof glass.
Tags: money (606), religion (404)
Posted: 05/14/05
Views: 2,597
Larry Miller - Level Five
The worst part about level five is the sun.
Tags: Larry Miller (3), men/women (1155), money (606)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,748
Lewis Black - Surviving
People deal with trauma differently.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 04/21/02
Views: 8,975
Richard Jeni - Brought Up Catholic
Richard Jeni had trouble staying awake during church as a kid.
Tags: Richard Jeni (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), growing up (512)
Posted: 05/05/02
Views: 4,890
Ted Alexandro - The Jacksons
The Jackson family could be in cahoots with the government.
Tags: Ted Alexandro (20), Comedy Central Presents (2172), family (647)
Posted: 03/09/06
Views: 4,923
Christopher Titus - Sergeant Pepper
When four huge soldiers told Christopher to go meet Sergeant Pepper, he had to comply.
Tags: Christopher Titus (23), TV (469), work/office (459)
Posted: 03/17/07
Views: 12,440
Greg Fitzsimmons - Gay or Straight
Gay marriage could be the end of gay sex.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 1,916
