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Larry Amoros: My Father's Too Nice
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He's like the nicest man
in the world. He could say something nice about anybody -- I mean, anybody. So finally one day I got fed up with it. I said, 'Alright, Dad, what about John Wayne Gacy? Killed 35 people, buried them under the house.' My father goes, 'Well, he's not lazy, and he's a home owner.'
Larry Amoros - Too Nice
Sometimes people are so nice that you just want to throw up.
Tags: Larry Amoros (6), family (667), parents (525)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 329
Larry Amoros - Fat People
If you weigh over 1,100 pounds, you have made some poor digestive choices.
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Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,286
Larry Amoros - Serial Killers
Cities have crazy people, but the Midwest has the serial killers.
Tags: Larry Amoros (6), movies (559), TV (543)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 475
Zach Galifianakis - Family Dispute
What happened in Zach's family?
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Posted: 12/06/08
Views: 3,370
Terry Hodges - Cable
If you're stealing cable, try to be smart about it.
Tags: Terry Hodges (2), imitations (772), family (667)
Posted: 09/17/93
Views: 140
Vargus Mason - Amber Alert
You never hear about someone kidnapping badass children.
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Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 738
Julie Goldman - Lesbian Wedding
Julie Goldman was the groom in her lesbian wedding.
Tags: Julie Goldman (2), men/women (1003), family (667)
Posted: 06/21/07
Views: 965
Scott Kennedy - A Good Cop
Without the drinking, Scott thinks he'd make a good cop on patrol.
Tags: Scott Kennedy (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), family (667)
Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 1,125
Nick Swardson - Old People
It's hard for Nick to compete with his grandma's problems.
Tags: Nick Swardson (32), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 01/07/01
Views: 16,507
Bobby Slayton - The Death Penalty
Bug problem? Kill the bugs and leave them out as an example.
Tags: Bobby Slayton (5), kids (841), music (727)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 307
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