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Larry Amoros: My Father's Too Nice
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He's like the nicest man in the world. He could say something nice about anybody -- I mean, anybody. So finally one day I got fed up with it. I said, 'Alright, Dad, what about John Wayne Gacy? Killed 35 people, buried them under the house.' My father goes, 'Well, he's not lazy, and he's a home owner.'
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Posted: 02/24/92

Larry Amoros - Too Nice

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