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Larry Amoros: Living in Los Angeles
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I've been here eight months. I have been in two earthquakes, a race riot, floods and fires, and I left New York because I couldn't handle my mother.
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Posted: 02/24/92

Larry Amoros - Too Nice

Sometimes people are so nice that you just want to throw up.

Tags: Larry Amoros (6), family (581), The A-List (486)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 377

Larry Amoros - Fat People

If you weigh over 1,100 pounds, you have made some poor digestive choices.

Tags: Larry Amoros (6), family (581), Two Drink Minimum (291)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,473

Tracy Smith - No Children

Teenagers are major bummers.

Tags: Tracy Smith (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (641)

Posted: 08/21/03
Views: 3,018

Margaret Smith - Sending Off the Parents

Margaret drops off her parents at the airport -- a little early.

Tags: Margaret Smith (20), family (581), The A-List (486)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 461

D.C. Curry - Papa vs. Mama

D.C. Curry was barely able to survive his childhood.

Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (641)

Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 2,608

Lynne Koplitz - Kids

If Lynne had babies, she would give them away as Christmas gifts.

Tags: Lynne Koplitz (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (641)

Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 5,116

Kristen Schaal - Family Friendly

Kristen Schaal pretends she has a baby to appeal to audience members with babies and baby dreams.

Tags: Kristen Schaal (16), sex (983), kids (641)

Posted: 02/05/10
Views: 325

Margaret Smith - Adopting

It's not child abuse if they're sleeping.

Tags: Margaret Smith (20), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (641)

Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 282

Carrie Snow - Kids

Carrie Snow can never have kids.

Tags: Carrie Snow (2), men/women (919), kids (641)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 269

Milt Abel - Barbequed Ribs

Eating ribs is a great way to get rid of aggression.

Tags: Milt Abel (2), kids (641), family (581)

Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 2,772

 
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