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Larry Amoros: Living in Los Angeles
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I've been here eight months. I have been in two earthquakes, a race riot, floods and fires, and I left New York because I couldn't handle my mother.
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Posted: 02/24/92

Larry Amoros - Too Nice

Sometimes people are so nice that you just want to throw up.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 329

Larry Amoros - Fat People

If you weigh over 1,100 pounds, you have made some poor digestive choices.

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Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,286

Tracy Smith - No Children

Teenagers are major bummers.

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Posted: 08/21/03
Views: 2,774

D.C. Curry - Papa vs. Mama

D.C. Curry was barely able to survive his childhood.

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Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 2,154

Margaret Smith - Sending Off the Parents

Margaret drops off her parents at the airport -- a little early.

Tags: Margaret Smith (20), money (865), music (727)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 450

Margaret Smith - Adopting

It's not child abuse if they're sleeping.

Tags: Margaret Smith (20), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)

Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 219

Margaret Smith - Expensive Sperm

Trying to conceive was much cheaper in college.

Tags: Margaret Smith (20), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 995

Jack Coen - Raising Kids

Jack thought he'd never grow up, but now he's in charge.

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Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 506

Rene Hicks - Grandfather

Rene's got some crazy people in her family.

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Posted: 12/17/00
Views: 604

Lynne Koplitz - Kids

If Lynne had babies, she would give them away as Christmas gifts.

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Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 4,222

 
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