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The best part of Nintendo
were the codes. We had codes that got us to the end of the game immediately. Why can't we have that in real life? Just once I'd like to be on a date with a chick, when she starts talking about her cats and she's like, 'And this cat likes corn, and this one has diarrhea, and this one can fight crime...', I can be like, 'Up-up-down-down-left-right-left-right-B-A-select-start.' And then I'm in bed with her -- no more cats.
Kyle Cease - Original Nintendo
The original Nintendo could be fixed by blowing into it.
Tags: Kyle Cease (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/11/06
Views: 18,899
Mike Sweeney - MCI
Sprint just keeps hounding Mike.
Tags: Mike Sweeney (7), men/women (1003), music (727)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 440
Sebastian - Getting Dumped
Sebastian's girlfriend broke up with him.
Tags: men/women (1003), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/01/05
Views: 7,912
DeRay - Text Messages
Women love to search through men's things.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/23/06
Views: 3,554
Robert Kelly - Video Games
Robert Kelly still plays video games in his socks and underwear.
Tags: Robert Kelly (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/03/08
Views: 21,871
Richard Lewis - Someone Who Doesn't Love You
You know she doesn't want you when she wears repellent and turtleneck lingerie.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 354
Doug Benson - Movie Quotes
Doug Benson shouldn't have quoted "Babe" on a recent date.
Tags: Doug Benson (29), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 5,381
Corey Holcomb - Five Girlfriends
Corey lets ladies in on every man's five girlfriends.
Tags: Corey Holcomb (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 07/21/05
Views: 9,959
DeRay - Cheating
You've got to make your woman think you're crazy.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 02/23/06
Views: 8,818
Gerard Guillory - PlayStation
PlayStation is like dope.
Tags: Gerard Guillory (3), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 1,281
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