Kyle Cease Jokes
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Kyle Cease: Adult Recess
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I feel like, as we
get older, we should have recess. Now that we have, like, wars and Visa bills, we should have 15 minutes on the slide everyday.
Jake Johannsen - Stealth Bomber
Jake wants a real invisible plane.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (2172), money (606)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 2,850
Kyle Cease - Pillsbury Doughboy
It is never normal to have the Pillsbury Doughboy around.
Tags: Kyle Cease (15), ethnic (870), imitations (847)
Posted: 01/05/06
Views: 5,855
Richard Jeni - Brought Up Catholic
Richard Jeni had trouble staying awake during church as a kid.
Tags: Richard Jeni (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), growing up (512)
Posted: 05/05/02
Views: 4,890
Tom Simmons - Unhappy Babies
Tom Simmons knows why his newborn son is upset.
Tags: Tom Simmons (1), kids (831), parents (591)
Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 3,126
Lowell Sanders - Terrorism
Every day in Lowell Sanders' house was code orange.
Tags: Lowell Sanders (2), Premium Blend (748), family (647)
Posted: 01/13/05
Views: 2,545
Rhys Darby - War
As a child, Rhys used to play war. A lot of good kids died.
Tags: Rhys Darby (5), kids (831), growing up (512)
Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 16,362
Lizz Winstead - The War in Iraq
The Bush administration's policies behind the Iraq war annoy Lizz Winstead.
Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), money (606)
Posted: 10/07/04
Views: 2,622
Chris Rock - Gas Is Expensive
Ladies, if a man fills up your car's tank with gasoline, you have to f**k him.
Tags: Chris Rock (16), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 01/11/10
Views: 39,898
Lewis Black - Axis of Evil
North Koreans are so evil they have no color.
Tags: Lewis Black (44), news & politics (234), wars (128)
Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 22,062
Paul Gilmartin - Competition
A girl shouldn't have to wait until puberty to enjoy a bad body image.
Tags: Paul Gilmartin (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 1,647
