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Kristian Vallee: Getting Out of School
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People think kids are the only ones that want to get out of class at 3 o'clock every single day. No, no -- go see the teachers on a Friday at 3 o'clock. You'll see teachers stiff-arming kids on the way out to the parking lot.
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Posted: 11/18/04

Lenny Clarke - Kids Are Crazy

Don't ever throw a bomb at a nun.

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Posted: 05/19/02
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Kristian Vallee - Everything's Gay

14-year-olds think everything is gay.

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Jack Coen - Spanking

Jack doesn't hit his children.

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Cory Kahaney - Saying "F"

Cory gets in trouble for her daughter's foul mouth.

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Todd made $72.14 during his first year of substitute teaching.

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Vargus Mason - Free My Ass

Go ahead, beat your kids -- but don't do it like Vargus' mother.

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Greg Morton - Kids and Violence

Parents have no idea that their kids are too violent.

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Ted Alexandro - Teacher

Ted was an elementary school music teacher for five years.

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Laura House - Public School

Laura's students used to tease her.

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Posted: 05/29/98
Views: 464

Laura Kightlinger - Trying Too Hard

Laura can't look at somebody's sex face.

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Posted: 05/27/97
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