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Kids are chasing me down.
'Mr. Vallee, Mr. Vallee, what can I do for extra credit?' 'Jimmy, you got 98% in my class, OK? Unless you got Salma Hayek or a bottle of Captain Morgan in your backpack, I can't do anything for you.'
Kristian Vallee - Everything's Gay
14-year-olds think everything is gay.
Tags: Kristian Vallee (3), kids (841), imitations (772)
Posted: 11/18/04
Views: 1,007
Kristian Vallee - House Music
House music sucks when you're drunk.
Tags: Kristian Vallee (3), Premium Blend (750), music (727)
Posted: 11/18/04
Views: 1,208
Kristian Vallee - We Vote Too Much
People vote for so many things that it just doesn't mean anything anymore.
Tags: Kristian Vallee (3), animals (791), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 11/18/04
Views: 633
Cory Kahaney - Saying "F"
Cory gets in trouble for her daughter's foul mouth.
Tags: Cory Kahaney (13), kids (841), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/31/00
Views: 1,153
Todd Barry - Substitute Teacher
Todd made $72.14 during his first year of substitute teaching.
Tags: Todd Barry (27), money (865), kids (841)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 1,063
Laura House - Public School
Laura's students used to tease her.
Tags: Laura House (3), kids (841), imitations (772)
Posted: 05/29/98
Views: 464
Ted Alexandro - Teacher
Ted was an elementary school music teacher for five years.
Tags: Ted Alexandro (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 08/12/01
Views: 1,895
Lenny Clarke - Kids Are Crazy
Don't ever throw a bomb at a nun.
Tags: Lenny Clarke (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/19/02
Views: 1,089
Gerry Dee - Teaching History
There's no use asking the dumb kids for answers.
Tags: Gerry Dee (7), kids (841), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 06/01/07
Views: 23,843
RodMan - Civil Rights March
It's never a good time for a civil rights movement.
Tags: RodMan (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 02/23/06
Views: 2,478
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