Kristian Vallee Jokes
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Kids are chasing me down.
'Mr. Vallee, Mr. Vallee, what can I do for extra credit?' 'Jimmy, you got 98% in my class, OK? Unless you got Salma Hayek or a bottle of Captain Morgan in your backpack, I can't do anything for you.'
Kristian Vallee - Everything's Gay
14-year-olds think everything is gay.
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Posted: 11/18/04
Views: 1,210
Kristian Vallee - House Music
House music sucks when you're drunk.
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Posted: 11/18/04
Views: 1,320
Kristian Vallee - We Vote Too Much
People vote for so many things that it just doesn't mean anything anymore.
Tags: Kristian Vallee (3), Premium Blend (749), animals (439)
Posted: 11/18/04
Views: 698
Cory Kahaney - Saying "F"
Cory gets in trouble for her daughter's foul mouth.
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Posted: 01/31/00
Views: 1,390
Todd Barry - Substitute Teacher
Todd made $72.14 during his first year of substitute teaching.
Tags: Todd Barry (27), kids (641), money (470)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 1,222
Ted Alexandro - Teacher
Ted was an elementary school music teacher for five years.
Tags: Ted Alexandro (20), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (787)
Posted: 08/12/01
Views: 2,336
Laura House - Public School
Laura's students used to tease her.
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Posted: 05/29/98
Views: 642
Lenny Clarke - Kids Are Crazy
Don't ever throw a bomb at a nun.
Tags: Lenny Clarke (11), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 05/19/02
Views: 1,142
Gerry Dee - Teaching History
There's no use asking the dumb kids for answers.
Tags: Gerry Dee (7), kids (641), Live at Gotham (343)
Posted: 06/01/07
Views: 24,449
Dom Irrera - Honesty
A barber can't tell clients that they are human sloths.
Tags: Dom Irrera (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (730)
Posted: 07/18/00
Views: 2,478
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