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Kristian Vallee: Election System
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Every time I see a
politician on the campaign trail, they make all kinds of promises they have no intention of living up to. Basically, our election system has become a more sophisticated version of that game you used to play with your dog when you were a kid, where you'd take a tennis ball and fake throw it and watch him run out and try to find it. 'What is that? Is that healthcare? You want healthcare, don't you? Go get it!'
Vanessa Hollingshead - America
Americans rush to do nothing.
Tags: Vanessa Hollingshead (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 02/26/04
Views: 6,070
Karen Kilgariff - Shark Cartilage
Unfortunately, shark cartilage does not turn you into a shark.
Tags: Karen Kilgariff (2), Premium Blend (748), health (657)
Posted: 12/05/97
Views: 2,664
D.L. Hughley - Legislating Morality
Drug testing janitors is pointless.
Tags: men/women (1155), kids (831)
Posted: 01/08/04
Views: 3,466
Shane Mauss - Passenger-Side Airbag
If anyone complains about my driving, I turn off their airbag.
Tags: Shane Mauss (23), health (657), animals (540)
Posted: 06/20/08
Views: 14,645
Jeff Stilson - Squirrels
Rats are just a bushy tail away from being a squirrel.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (16), food (719), health (657)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,532
John Heffron - Getting Older
Tums replace condoms as you get older.
Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 6,653
Jim Hamilton - Can't Have Kids
Jim Hamilton explains why he can't have kids.
Tags: Jim Hamilton (2), sex (1202), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 12/15/05
Views: 1,063
Ardal O'Hanlon - Staying Healthy
People should be enjoying themselves instead of trying to stay healthy.
Tags: Ardal O'Hanlon (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), health (657)
Posted: 10/07/01
Views: 1,349
