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I had a kid who
threatened to kill me one year because I gave him an F. Another teacher caught one of my students writing 'Kill Mr. Vallee' in his weekly planner in the section labeled 'Weekly Goals and Objectives.' And the school was freakin' out. They didn't know what to do about it. They kept asking me if I felt threatened, and I'm like, 'Why? This kid hasn't met any goals in his objectives all year.'
Kristian Vallee - Everything's Gay
14-year-olds think everything is gay.
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Posted: 11/18/04
Views: 1,209
Lenny Clarke - Kids Are Crazy
Don't ever throw a bomb at a nun.
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Posted: 05/19/02
Views: 1,142
Harris Stanton - Minimum Wage
Harris Stanton knows what it's like to work for minimum wage.
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Posted: 01/19/06
Views: 359
Jack Coen - Spanking
Jack doesn't hit his children.
Tags: Jack Coen (16), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (641)
Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 2,159
Cory Kahaney - Saying "F"
Cory gets in trouble for her daughter's foul mouth.
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Posted: 01/31/00
Views: 1,388
Todd Barry - Substitute Teacher
Todd made $72.14 during his first year of substitute teaching.
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Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 1,222
Kristian Vallee - House Music
House music sucks when you're drunk.
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Posted: 11/18/04
Views: 1,319
Jimmy Dore - Catholic School
Jimmy Dore went to Catholic school for 12 years.
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Posted: 11/03/04
Views: 12,283
Greg Morton - Kids and Violence
Parents have no idea that their kids are too violent.
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Posted: 01/23/03
Views: 751
Vargus Mason - Free My Ass
Go ahead, beat your kids -- but don't do it like Vargus' mother.
Tags: Vargus Mason (3), kids (641), parents (467)
Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 428
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