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Kristeen von Hagen: Reading Cosmo for Tips
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I have a boyfriend, so I started reading Cosmo Magazine for tips. Here's a tip: don't do that.
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Posted: 01/01/04

Kristeen von Hagen - Cosmo Sex Tips

Not all of these sex tips are perfect.

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Posted: 01/01/04
Views: 1,043

Doug Benson - Movie Quotes

Doug Benson shouldn't have quoted "Babe" on a recent date.

Tags: Doug Benson (29), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 03/04/04
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Don Reed - Friday the 13th

Jason's back -- and he's black.

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Posted: 10/25/93
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Richard Lewis - Someone Who Doesn't Love You

You know she doesn't want you when she wears repellent and turtleneck lingerie.

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Views: 354

Adam Ferrara - Men Are Wrong

Women refuse to tell men what they're doing wrong.

Tags: Adam Ferrara (26), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (656)

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Flip Schultz is not a fan of "Pimp My Ride."

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A lot of people think it's easy to date younger women.

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Brian Posehn - Blind Dates

Your friends are probably lying about the girl they are setting you up with.

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Lisa Lampanelli: Losers

Lisa's feminine as sh*t, bitch.

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Tom Rhodes - The Condom Generation

These days, casual sex leads to a day of praying and scrubbing.

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Posted: 08/05/01
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