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One time I had ESP with my brother... It was a Friday night, and unbeknownst to me, my brother went out and got really drunk, just hammered. And that same night, I had sex with a really ugly chick.
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See Kjell Bjorgen Tell It » Kjell Bjorgen - Identical Twin Brother If your parents don't know they're having twins, you can actually crash your own birth.
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Posted: 08/10/06

Kjell Bjorgen - Identical Twin Brother

If your parents don't know they're having twins, you can actually crash your own birth.

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Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 796

Kjell Bjorgen - Nine-Year-Olds

Nine-year-olds are fun, pure and innocent -- but damn they're annoying.

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Doug Benson only has sex in months that end in 'arch.'

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A five-foot tall mom isn't very intimidating.

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Chris remembers a date when he tested his liver limits.

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You don't just do the anal sex. You need supplies, like gels and road flares.

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When it's dark out, Reno Collier drinks.

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Megan might as well be Mexican.

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Chelsea's father doesn't want people to think she's a lesbian.

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