Kjell Bjorgen Jokes
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One time I had ESP
with my brother... It was a Friday night, and unbeknownst to me, my brother went out and got really drunk, just hammered. And that same night, I had sex with a really ugly chick.
Kjell Bjorgen - Identical Twin Brother
If your parents don't know they're having twins, you can actually crash your own birth.
Tags: Kjell Bjorgen (3), sex (1202), family (647)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 3,275
Kjell Bjorgen - Nine-Year-Olds
Nine-year-olds are fun, pure and innocent -- but damn they're annoying.
Tags: Kjell Bjorgen (3), kids (831), family (647)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 4,521
Doug Benson - Dry Spell
Doug Benson only has sex in months that end in 'arch.'
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Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 6,123
Brett Butler - Short Mom
A five-foot tall mom isn't very intimidating.
Tags: Brett Butler (6), sex (1202), kids (831)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,565
Tommy Johnagin - My Little Sister
Tommy Johnagin's sister got so drunk she was reported missing.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (16), sex (1202), family (647)
Posted: 04/07/11
Views: 3,157
Chris Porter - Liver Limits
Chris remembers a date when he tested his liver limits.
Tags: Chris Porter (7), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 02/27/09
Views: 24,472
Mitch Fatel - Anal Sex
You don't just do the anal sex. You need supplies, like gels and road flares.
Tags: Mitch Fatel (13), sex (1202), alcohol (516)
Posted: 09/08/09
Views: 22,264
Megan Mooney - Irish = Mexican
Megan might as well be Mexican.
Tags: Megan Mooney (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 25,599
Reno Collier - Big Break
When it's dark out, Reno Collier drinks.
Tags: Reno Collier (15), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 03/03/05
Views: 4,135
Chelsea Handler - Whole Lesbian Scene
Chelsea's father doesn't want people to think she's a lesbian.
Tags: Chelsea Handler (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 03/08/07
Views: 36,216
