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Kjell Bjorgen: Attention-Seeking Kids
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When they're nine years old, they have an attention-seeking constitution that is relentless... Honestly, it makes you want to drive drunk on Halloween. Look at Superman fly!
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Posted: 08/10/06

Kjell Bjorgen - Nine-Year-Olds

Nine-year-olds are fun, pure and innocent -- but damn they're annoying.

Tags: Kjell Bjorgen (3), kids (642), family (582)

Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 1,712

Louis C.K. - Talking to a Five-Year-Old

Louis doesn't need to listen to his kid.

Tags: Louis C.K. (21), kids (642), health (540)

Posted: 05/23/09
Views: 15,984

Stand-Up: Kevin Hart - Angry Old Man

When you're old, you wake up angry.

Tags: Kevin Hart (21), kids (641), Live at Gotham (343)

Posted: 07/11/08
Views: 16,098

Jeff Dunham: Father's Day Cards - Thanks For Having Me

Thank your dad for having you with this card from Jeff Dunham and Achmed.

Tags: Jeff Dunham (78), kids (642), parents (467)

Posted: 06/18/09
Views: 35,805

Jeff Dunham - Father's Day Cards - Today Is Your Day

Dad, today is your day to sit back and relax.

Tags: Jeff Dunham (78), kids (641), parents (467)

Posted: 06/18/09
Views: 33,336

Jeff Dunham - Father's Day Cards - Disappointment

Dad, I'm sorry I was a disappointment.

Tags: Jeff Dunham (78), kids (642), parents (467)

Posted: 06/18/09
Views: 32,188

Jeff Dunham - Father's Day Cards - To the Greatest Father In the World

Happy Father's Day to the greatest father in the world.

Tags: Jeff Dunham (78), kids (642), parents (467)

Posted: 06/18/09
Views: 38,317

Jeff Dunham - Father's Day Cards - Dear Dad, Guess What?

Jeff Dunham and Achmed have a surprise for your dad.

Tags: Jeff Dunham (78), kids (642), parents (467)

Posted: 06/18/09
Views: 36,116

Jeff Dunham - A Mother's Body

Jeff Dunham and Peanut are happy to be alive this Mother's Day.

Tags: Jeff Dunham (78), kids (642), parents (467)

Posted: 05/08/09
Views: 56,467

Jeff Dunham - The Jonas Brothers

Peanut hopes you're proud of your kids.

Tags: Jeff Dunham (78), kids (642), parents (467)

Posted: 05/08/09
Views: 43,404

 
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