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Kjell Bjorgen: Attention-Seeking Kids
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When they're nine years old, they have an attention-seeking constitution that is relentless... Honestly, it makes you want to drive drunk on Halloween. Look at Superman fly!
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Posted: 08/10/06

Kjell Bjorgen - Nine-Year-Olds

Nine-year-olds are fun, pure and innocent -- but damn they're annoying.

Tags: Kjell Bjorgen (3), kids (841), family (667)

Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 1,599

Louis C.K. - Talking to a Five-Year-Old

Louis doesn't need to listen to his kid.

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Posted: 05/23/09
Views: 14,472

Jeff Dunham - A Mother's Body

Jeff Dunham and Peanut are happy to be alive this Mother's Day.

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Posted: 05/08/09
Views: 39,606

Jeff Dunham - The Jonas Brothers

Peanut hopes you're proud of your kids.

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Posted: 05/08/09
Views: 28,840

Jeff Dunham - Thank You, Jack Daniels

Jeff and Peanut thank the people who made them possible.

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Posted: 05/08/09
Views: 32,178

Jeff Dunham - Father's Day Cards - To the Greatest Father In the World

Happy Father's Day to the greatest father in the world.

Tags: Jeff Dunham (73), kids (841), parents (525)

Posted: 06/18/09
Views: 26,305

Jeff Dunham - Father's Day Cards - Dear Dad, Guess What?

Jeff Dunham and Achmed have a surprise for your dad.

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Posted: 06/18/09
Views: 24,481

Jeff Dunham: Father's Day Cards - Thanks For Having Me

Thank your dad for having you with this card from Jeff Dunham and Achmed.

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Posted: 06/18/09
Views: 23,867

Jeff Dunham - Father's Day Cards - Today Is Your Day

Dad, today is your day to sit back and relax.

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Posted: 06/18/09
Views: 21,861

Jeff Dunham - Father's Day Cards - Disappointment

Dad, I'm sorry I was a disappointment.

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Posted: 06/18/09
Views: 21,008

 
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