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Kivi Rogers: Roller Skates
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I went to my father.
I said, 'Daddy will you buy me some roller skates for Christmas?' 'Buy? I'll make you some damn roller skates.' Christmas morning, I wake up to some homemade roller skates made out of platform shoes. Cheap ass didn't even get real skate wheels, just took some gold wheels off an old couch.
A.J. Jamal - Growing Up Poor
You ever have a food stamp bounce?
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), money (865), kids (841)
Posted: 07/28/93
Views: 1,682
Lewis Dix - Parenting
Lewis bathes his baby son in the toilet.
Tags: Lewis Dix (6), money (865), kids (841)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 557
D.C. Curry - Papa vs. Mama
D.C. Curry was barely able to survive his childhood.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 2,154
D.C. Curry - Mama's Backhand
The backhand of D.C.'s mama can cure diseases.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 2,681
Shang Forbes - Family
Shang Forbes's dad lost an eye at a titty bar.
Tags: Shang Forbes (5), imitations (772), growing up (453)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 407
Carlos Oscar - What Happens in Vegas
Carlos' kids watch Scooby Doo in Spanish.
Tags: Carlos Oscar (2), kids (841), ethnic (814)
Posted: 01/19/06
Views: 636
Mark Craig Taylor - Raising a Kid
Raising a good kid should earn you a medal.
Tags: Mark Craig Taylor (3), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 543
Chris Zito - Teenage Daughter
Chris didn't ask for his daughter to have the best rack in the 7th grade.
Tags: Chris Zito (2), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 1,671
Daniel Tosh - Adopted Granddaughter
Knowing he'll be a bad father, Daniel decides to be a grandfather.
Tags: Daniel Tosh (53), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 07/24/03
Views: 6,371
Happy Hour Survival Guide - Jimmy Dore: Irregular Clothing
Growing up poor meant shopping for irregular clothing.
Tags: Jimmy Dore (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 1,802
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