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Kivi Rogers Jokes
Kivi Rogers: Cheap Dad
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We was broke, and on top of that, I had a cheap ass dad, one of those 'I'll make it for you' dads. Everything I got was homemade, right down to my Schlitz malt liquor beer can walkie-talkies.
Filed Under: money (485),  parenting (384),  growing up (287)
Posted: 10/30/08

A.J. Jamal - Growing Up Poor

You ever have a food stamp bounce?

Tags: kids (831), family (647)

Posted: 07/28/93
Views: 3,733

Lewis Dix - Parenting

Lewis bathes his baby son in the toilet.

Tags: Lewis Dix (6), kids (831), money (606)

Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 3,096

Pete Holmes - Things Adults Can Do

Pete Holmes does whatever he wants.

Tags: Pete Holmes (29), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)

Posted: 02/26/10
Views: 35,193

The Sklar Brothers - Poorest Family in America

The kid with crappy snacks is a notch below the kid with polio.

Tags: Sklar Brothers (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)

Posted: 03/26/10
Views: 12,437

Dante Nero - Anti-Drug Lessons

When you raise kids in a rough neighborhood you don't need metaphors about why not to do things.

Tags: Dante Nero (3), men/women (1155), kids (831)

Posted: 07/11/10
Views: 5,084

Jack Whitehall - Running Away

When Jack Whitehall was a kid he would dress up like Robin Hood.

Tags: Jack Whitehall (8), money (606), parents (591)

Posted: 02/03/11
Views: 4,252

Lavell Crawford - Two Chops to the Throat

Lavell Crawford's mother orders him to close his eyes in the grocery store.

Tags: Lavell Crawford (17), kids (831), food (719)

Posted: 08/12/11
Views: 5,011

Kevin Hart - Almost Lost You Today

Kevin Hart doesn't know how to stop drowning.

Tags: Kevin Hart (35), kids (831), parents (591)

Posted: 08/17/11
Views: 104,340

Natasha Leggero - As Little As Possible

Natasha would like to know if there is a screening process to get a job at Rite Aid.

Tags: Natasha Leggero (21), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)

Posted: 03/26/11
Views: 7,503

Greg Giraldo - Our Fat Kids

How did America's children become so phenomenally fat?

Tags: Greg Giraldo (67), kids (831), health (657)

Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 33,521