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We was broke, and on top of that, I had a cheap ass dad, one of those 'I'll make it for you' dads. Everything I got was homemade, right down to my Schlitz malt liquor beer can walkie-talkies.
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Posted: 10/30/08

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You ever have a food stamp bounce?

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Lewis Dix - Parenting

Lewis bathes his baby son in the toilet.

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Greg Giraldo - Our Fat Kids

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Mark Craig Taylor - Raising a Kid

Raising a good kid should earn you a medal.

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Chris Zito - Teenage Daughter

Chris didn't ask for his daughter to have the best rack in the 7th grade.

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Shang Forbes's dad lost an eye at a titty bar.

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D.C. Curry was barely able to survive his childhood.

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The backhand of D.C.'s mama can cure diseases.

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Never hit a baby, even if he starts it.

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