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We was broke, and on top of that, I had a cheap ass dad, one of those 'I'll make it for you' dads. Everything I got was homemade, right down to my Schlitz malt liquor beer can walkie-talkies.
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Posted: 10/30/08

A.J. Jamal - Growing Up Poor

You ever have a food stamp bounce?

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Posted: 07/28/93
Views: 1,682

Lewis Dix - Parenting

Lewis bathes his baby son in the toilet.

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Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 556

Greg Giraldo - Our Fat Kids

How did America's children become so phenomenally fat?

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D.C. Curry - Papa vs. Mama

D.C. Curry was barely able to survive his childhood.

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Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 2,153

D.C. Curry - Mama's Backhand

The backhand of D.C.'s mama can cure diseases.

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Posted: 08/24/00
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Shang Forbes - Family

Shang Forbes's dad lost an eye at a titty bar.

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Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 407

Mark Craig Taylor - Raising a Kid

Raising a good kid should earn you a medal.

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Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 543

Chris Zito - Teenage Daughter

Chris didn't ask for his daughter to have the best rack in the 7th grade.

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Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 1,671

Carlos Oscar - What Happens in Vegas

Carlos' kids watch Scooby Doo in Spanish.

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Posted: 01/19/06
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Bonnie McFarlane - Having Kids

Never hit a baby, even if he starts it.

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Posted: 02/14/08
Views: 3,490

 
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