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Finally, the man decides to take action and walks out to meet the boys. He says, "You kids are a lot of fun. I'll give you each a dollar if you'll promise to come around every day and do your thing." The kids continue to do a bang-up job on the trashcans.
After a few days, the man tells the kids, "This recession's really putting a big dent in my income. From now on, I'll only be able to pay you 50 cents to beat on the cans." The noisemakers are displeased, but they accept his offer.
A few days later, the retiree approaches them again. "Look," he says, "I haven't received my Social Security check yet, so I'm not going to be able to pay more than 25 cents. Will that be OK?"
"A freakin' quarter?" the drum leader exclaims. "If you think we're going to waste our time beating these cans around for a quarter, you're nuts. We quit."
Doug Stanhope - Stop Having Kids
Doug Stanhope doesn't want to sound like a prick, but he resents your children.
Tags: Doug Stanhope (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 09/23/01
Views: 4,656
Daniel Tosh - Adopted Granddaughter
Knowing he'll be a bad father, Daniel decides to be a grandfather.
Tags: Daniel Tosh (43), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 07/24/03
Views: 60,405
David Feldman - Giving Back
David Feldman does the Lord's work.
Tags: David Feldman (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 06/19/03
Views: 925
Greg Giraldo - Money for Education
If we keep coddling children, we could end up destroying the nation's porn industry.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (67), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 04/01/04
Views: 7,222
Bonnie McFarlane - Having Kids
Never hit a baby, even if he starts it.
Tags: Bonnie McFarlane (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 02/14/08
Views: 5,785
Charlie Viracola - Planet Charlie
Planet Charlie is a "can too" planet.
Tags: Charlie Viracola (10), ethnic (870), kids (831)
Posted: 11/15/01
Views: 1,487
Sandra Bernhard - Adopted Children
Sandra introduces her adopted children.
Tags: Sandra Bernhard (34), kids (831), money (606)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,024
Todd Barry - Substitute Teacher
Todd made $72.14 during his first year of substitute teaching.
Tags: Todd Barry (29), kids (831), money (606)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 3,188
Cleto Rodriguez - Making Things Easier
Cleto Rodriguez loves his stepsons -- now.
Tags: Cleto Rodriguez (2), kids (831), food (719)
Posted: 11/04/11
Views: 1,514
Natasha Leggero - As Little As Possible
Natasha would like to know if there is a screening process to get a job at Rite Aid.
Tags: Natasha Leggero (21), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 03/26/11
Views: 7,503
